......shrouded in legend, steeped in folklore, the "British Army DS Phrase Book" is rumoured to lie at the bottom of some deep, dark, dusty filing cabinet....probably in Pirbright.......
Will it ever be found? Some say it must remain hidden forever, less recruits be subjected to endless, tortured days and nightmarish sleep........
Ahem...[*cough*] anyway, you must all know some of those timeless "DS Phrases" which get used over and over again (ad nauseum) by successive army blerks (and lasses) over the years......
So come on, let's see a big long list of those cheesy one-liners that just grate on your soul (no pun intended!).
Factor 10 on the mozarella meter must be:
"Yer in yer own time now!"
"Cheer up, yer gettin' paid fer this!"
Any more?
Will it ever be found? Some say it must remain hidden forever, less recruits be subjected to endless, tortured days and nightmarish sleep........
Ahem...[*cough*] anyway, you must all know some of those timeless "DS Phrases" which get used over and over again (ad nauseum) by successive army blerks (and lasses) over the years......
So come on, let's see a big long list of those cheesy one-liners that just grate on your soul (no pun intended!).
Factor 10 on the mozarella meter must be:
"Yer in yer own time now!"
"Cheer up, yer gettin' paid fer this!"
Any more?
