The Brit awards - Stormzy? Who he?

#62
Given he's a millionaire and shagging this



He probably is having a laugh.
But when she's up the duff and he moves on to find another 'Baby Mother' and she's all on her jack, then ARRSE will get the last laugh


Maybe
 
#63
Whilst I ain't down wiv da kids music n stuff now'a'days, some modern people I do like are Ed Sheeran and Rag n Bone man. They can both put out a couple of good head nod tunes.

But, I think proper music and rock n roll life style stopped when Oasis stopped. It all went shit n snowflake after then.

I'm off to listen to a bit of Jefferson Airplane and Frankie Valli and the four seasons (the night and Beggin you. Classics!).
Got to see Mr Valli on his farewell tour last year. Still got it.*




*Bugger all to do with the thread. I just had to boast.
 

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#65
Whilst I ain't down wiv da kids music n stuff now'a'days, some modern people I do like are Ed Sheeran and Rag n Bone man. They can both put out a couple of good head nod tunes.

But, I think proper music and rock n roll life style stopped when Oasis stopped. It all went shit n snowflake after then.

I'm off to listen to a bit of Jefferson Airplane and Frankie Valli and the four seasons (the night and Beggin you. Classics!).
Got to see Mr Valli on his farewell tour last year. Still got it.*




*Bugger all to do with the thread. I just had to boast.
Farewell tour last year? I've got tickets to see him in Nov this year at the O2. You was done mate!!

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#66
Looks like a lovely neighbourhood, where old world charm mixes seamlessly with modern, vibrant multi-cultural influences.

Well, I'll be humming that all day now!
 
#67
Boo Hoo, @Baglock am I upsetting your cultural sensitivities?
Are youz down wiv the kidz?

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#70
You can find plenty of passages from Shakespeare that makes just as little sense. They both write/wrote for their audiences.

If you're a teenager from South London then the Stormzy lyrics you've posted would make perfect sense. Shockingly enough, Stormzy isn't making his music for middle aged men...
I agree with that. I'm a huge fan of Prog Rock, but don't get me started on some of the lyrics - utter crap! Yes were serial offenders (love their music though).
 
#72
So Stormzy (had to Google him to be honest)
Stormzy is an urban performance poet who originates from Croydon. His work is expected to become part of the Western canon, with educators looking to include it on the A Level English Literature syllabus next year.

His edgy, contemporary lyrics provide an insight into the racism faced by young black men in London and are an incredibly moving social commentary. His songwriting has led to favourable comparisons to John Lennon from critics.

As a social and human rights activist he is well respected for lending his voice to community issues and is a vocal critic of the government. He personally intervened to pay for the funerals of all the Grenfell tower victims, earning him praise from the Pope who said "Stormzy est bonum".

When not being the virtue signalling darling of the left, he likes glorifying gang culture, commentating on subjects in which he has no experience and generally being a cunt.
 
#74
Its sheer poetry.

Call me gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Check one-two, man skitzed again
******** you and a ******** crew
Getting gassed up by your ******** friends

It's like dem man woke up pissed again
If I buck these pricks again
I got goons and you got goons
But the difference is your shit pretends
My niggas don't talk or rap
No my niggas don't talk or clash
No my niggas don't talk they mash
**** boys, man are you talking smack?
They said Stormzy can't be the king of grime
Cuh he can't do radio sets
Let's be real, rudeboy
I would light up a radio set
Like really I can't stand these ******* pricks
I don't care about your ******* whip
Mum, if you're listening, close your ears
But tell them paigons suck my dick
I've had enough of them, they all piss me off
Had one chance they missed the shot
I link up Flipz, then we burn your bridge
Then we laugh about it and split the prof

Call me gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Check one-two, man skitzed again
******** you and a ******** crew
Getting gassed up by your ******** friends

I think I just got dissed again
Think I care who this offends
Run up on man like [?]
Slap that through your shit defense
And I can still get a box imported
Said don't worry about the beef it's sorted
My man said he's a real gun shooter
Then my brother said rah, that's awkward
My mans never been bad that's bullshit
Two weeks in the top 10 who called it
Christmas, I went to war with the corporates
Like big ups the ones that caught it
I do rap, then I do grime
Then I do rap, then I sing and I roll right back
They said you ain't gonna blow like that
Who gives a ****? you know like that
Ice in my cup come cold like that
Woah, we ain't even close like that
You know my style, know my stats
Don't talk bad if you don't talk facts
If I sign now what's the buyout clause
1 top 10, 5 sold out tours
Might fling a mixtape out when I'm bored
My life's okay, how about yours?
Brother, I'm good, I stay with the lord
Bible carrier, that's my sword
Matthew 12, so I don't talk
John 19's why I never got caught

Call me gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Check one-two, man skitzed again
******** you and a ******** crew
Getting gassed up by your ******** friends

Back now man I've missed the pen
Had one shot you missed the pen
Bad man yutes, with their bad man ways
What they wish for me, I don't wish for them
I don't pay them fools, never been told
[?] outside Elliott school
Let me get a little bit of Henny I'm cool
Many have come but many did fall away
What? You thought I was the one?
I was fourteen trying to buy me a gun
Most niggas doing what I did back then
So now I thank God for the guy I've become

That's gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Check one-two, man skitzed again
******** you and a ******** crew
Getting gassed up by your ******** friends
Yeah it's gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Check one-two, man skitzed again
******** you and a ******** crew
Getting gassed up by your ******** friends

Yeah it's gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Yeah it's gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
You had one shot and you missed the pen, and that's...
Just out of curiosity - is everyone allowed to say Nigga now? Since it seems to be socially acceptable in mainstream music, and the lyrics have won awards?

I may have been labouring under the misapprehension that it was a supposedly racist word? Unless we're saying words aren't inherently racist or not, its the context in which they are used. In which case racism doesn't exist, only subjective received offence.

Boobs, Tits, Flange.
 
#76
Just out of curiosity - is everyone allowed to say Nigga now? Since it seems to be socially acceptable in mainstream music, and the lyrics have won awards?

I may have been labouring under the misapprehension that it was a supposedly racist word? Unless we're saying words aren't inherently racist or not, its the context in which they are used. In which case racism doesn't exist, only subjective received offence.

Boobs, Tits, Flange.
Presumably it's still ok for Dre and the rest of NWA
 
#78
Its sheer poetry.

Call me gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Check one-two, man skitzed again
******** you and a ******** crew
Getting gassed up by your ******** friends

It's like dem man woke up pissed again
If I buck these pricks again
I got goons and you got goons
But the difference is your shit pretends
My niggas don't talk or rap
No my niggas don't talk or clash
No my niggas don't talk they mash
**** boys, man are you talking smack?
They said Stormzy can't be the king of grime
Cuh he can't do radio sets
Let's be real, rudeboy
I would light up a radio set
Like really I can't stand these ******* pricks
I don't care about your ******* whip
Mum, if you're listening, close your ears
But tell them paigons suck my dick
I've had enough of them, they all piss me off
Had one chance they missed the shot
I link up Flipz, then we burn your bridge
Then we laugh about it and split the prof

Call me gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Check one-two, man skitzed again
******** you and a ******** crew
Getting gassed up by your ******** friends

I think I just got dissed again
Think I care who this offends
Run up on man like [?]
Slap that through your shit defense
And I can still get a box imported
Said don't worry about the beef it's sorted
My man said he's a real gun shooter
Then my brother said rah, that's awkward
My mans never been bad that's bullshit
Two weeks in the top 10 who called it
Christmas, I went to war with the corporates
Like big ups the ones that caught it
I do rap, then I do grime
Then I do rap, then I sing and I roll right back
They said you ain't gonna blow like that
Who gives a ****? you know like that
Ice in my cup come cold like that
Woah, we ain't even close like that
You know my style, know my stats
Don't talk bad if you don't talk facts
If I sign now what's the buyout clause
1 top 10, 5 sold out tours
Might fling a mixtape out when I'm bored
My life's okay, how about yours?
Brother, I'm good, I stay with the lord
Bible carrier, that's my sword
Matthew 12, so I don't talk
John 19's why I never got caught

Call me gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Check one-two, man skitzed again
******** you and a ******** crew
Getting gassed up by your ******** friends

Back now man I've missed the pen
Had one shot you missed the pen
Bad man yutes, with their bad man ways
What they wish for me, I don't wish for them
I don't pay them fools, never been told
[?] outside Elliott school
Let me get a little bit of Henny I'm cool
Many have come but many did fall away
What? You thought I was the one?
I was fourteen trying to buy me a gun
Most niggas doing what I did back then
So now I thank God for the guy I've become

That's gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Check one-two, man skitzed again
******** you and a ******** crew
Getting gassed up by your ******** friends
Yeah it's gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Check one-two, man skitzed again
******** you and a ******** crew
Getting gassed up by your ******** friends

Yeah it's gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Yeah it's gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
You had one shot and you missed the pen, and that's...


Not exactly Chuck Berry, is he ?
 
#79
According to certain sources the Grenfell survivors have all been given funds, rehoused or are in temporary accomodation or hotels, all possible unpleasantness around illegal subletting or residence status waived and RBKC are spending £235m to secure 300 properties in the area

Other reports from the usual suspects suggest they are living in squalid shit holes unfit for vermin devoid of any support whatsoever whilst Tories laugh madly and channel Scrooge McDuck by wallowing in cash supposed to be for them.

Take your pick.
It's London, both are equally true. The whole place is a squalid shithole full of filth and shity people.
 
#80
Call me gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Check one-two, man skitzed again
******** you and a ******** crew
Getting gassed up by your ******** friends

It's like dem man woke up pissed again
If I buck these pricks again
I got goons and you got goons
But the difference is your shit pretends
My niggas don't talk or rap
No my niggas don't talk or clash
No my niggas don't talk they mash
**** boys, man are you talking smack?
They said Stormzy can't be the king of grime
Cuh he can't do radio sets
Let's be real, rudeboy
I would light up a radio set
Like really I can't stand these ******* pricks
I don't care about your ******* whip
Mum, if you're listening, close your ears
But tell them paigons suck my dick
I've had enough of them, they all piss me off
Had one chance they missed the shot
I link up Flipz, then we burn your bridge
Then we laugh about it and split the prof

etc etc
Heathen jibber jabber to me....
 

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