The Brit awards - Stormzy? Who he?

#43
You got the like for the bit in bold :)
Re the bold....Some of the more mature posters on here may well recall the Britannia music club, which flogged tapes and LP's by post, quite handy for those in far flung places. Mate of mine was well into his 50's music which was in pretty short supply in BAOR. He sent off for a selection of stuff, Elvis, Buddy Holly etc.
How we took the piss out of him when the violins kicked off the Four Seasons album...
 
#44
I feel we need to install clouds in arrse to allow the old folk to shake their fists at them.

If it's any consolation, I have no idea who any of the "artists" on the prog rock thread are.


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#45
So I hear this music style is called "grime", It sounds like lippy 8 year old yapping over a dodgy pump which is being being fucked by a mute

Grime........That and London could do with a bit of this....




On a lighter nore, Can we just rename him Blitzy and stuff this thread in A.I.O.T.Y
 
#46
YGIAGAM OP.

I just looked at the BBC TOP forty.

Only ever heard anything by one person on it, Eminem.

Heard the names of a couple of them: Ed Sheeran, Bruno Mars, Kendrick Lamar, but never heard any music by them. (edit: I heard Sheeran sing a song on GOT).

I listen to music all day long as well.
To be fair, they're not on Radio 3.
 
#47
I feel we need to install clouds in arrse to allow the old folk to shake their fists at them.

If it's any consolation, I have no idea who any of the "artists" on the prog rock thread are.


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So you’re a Stormzy admirer then?
 
#50
So Stormzy (had to Google him to be honest) wins a Brit award and uses the occasion to slate Theresa May, calling her a criminal and accuses her of withholding the money due to the victims of Grenfell (don’t get me started on that, there’s a whole thread devoted to it!).
What a posturing twat - this is in the NAAFI to allow weapons free and also because he has no business being in the Films, Music and All Things Arty Forum.
Music? You’re having a laugh! :sad:
He couldn't even be bothered to get out of the shower to sing. Still, at least he wasn't punctuating it with farts while lathering up his bollcocks.
 
#51
Rap - with a silent C
Apparently these rappers- according to a radio rap enthusiast, don’t like their rap music described as “rap.” I have more of a problem with it being described as music but that’s by the by. No, it seems they want people to call it “grime,” which I thought was something you get under your fingernails. But “grime” is at least getting closer to “shit,” which is the most accurate description of the utter bollocks.
On that basis I would be happy to describe rap music as grime but as it displeases the “artistes” I shall continue to call it rap. Although I am happy to compromise (and cut to the chase) and call it shit rap, as in, “please turn the radio back onto Radio 4, there seems to be some of that shit rap on this station.”
 
#52
Looks like a lovely neighbourhood, where old world charm mixes seamlessly with modern, vibrant multi-cultural influences.

 

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#55
I’m glad there’s no females in my house, can’t imagine having to be subjected to such stuff.
Turn the tripe off, refuse to watch it.
 
#56
Its sheer poetry.

Call me gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Check one-two, man skitzed again
Dickhead you and a dickhead crew
Getting gassed up by your dickhead friends

It's like dem man woke up pissed again
If I buck these pricks again
I got goons and you got goons
But the difference is your shit pretends
My niggas don't talk or rap
No my niggas don't talk or clash
No my niggas don't talk they mash
Fuck boys, man are you talking smack?
They said Stormzy can't be the king of grime
Cuh he can't do radio sets
Let's be real, rudeboy
I would light up a radio set
Like really I can't stand these fucking pricks
I don't care about your fucking whip
Mum, if you're listening, close your ears
But tell them paigons suck my dick
I've had enough of them, they all piss me off
Had one chance they missed the shot
I link up Flipz, then we burn your bridge
Then we laugh about it and split the prof

Call me gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Check one-two, man skitzed again
Dickhead you and a dickhead crew
Getting gassed up by your dickhead friends

I think I just got dissed again
Think I care who this offends
Run up on man like [?]
Slap that through your shit defense
And I can still get a box imported
Said don't worry about the beef it's sorted
My man said he's a real gun shooter
Then my brother said rah, that's awkward
My mans never been bad that's bullshit
Two weeks in the top 10 who called it
Christmas, I went to war with the corporates
Like big ups the ones that caught it
I do rap, then I do grime
Then I do rap, then I sing and I roll right back
They said you ain't gonna blow like that
Who gives a fuck? you know like that
Ice in my cup come cold like that
Woah, we ain't even close like that
You know my style, know my stats
Don't talk bad if you don't talk facts
If I sign now what's the buyout clause
1 top 10, 5 sold out tours
Might fling a mixtape out when I'm bored
My life's okay, how about yours?
Brother, I'm good, I stay with the lord
Bible carrier, that's my sword
Matthew 12, so I don't talk
John 19's why I never got caught

Call me gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Check one-two, man skitzed again
Dickhead you and a dickhead crew
Getting gassed up by your dickhead friends

Back now man I've missed the pen
Had one shot you missed the pen
Bad man yutes, with their bad man ways
What they wish for me, I don't wish for them
I don't pay them fools, never been told
[?] outside Elliott school
Let me get a little bit of Henny I'm cool
Many have come but many did fall away
What? You thought I was the one?
I was fourteen trying to buy me a gun
Most niggas doing what I did back then
So now I thank God for the guy I've become

That's gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Check one-two, man skitzed again
Dickhead you and a dickhead crew
Getting gassed up by your dickhead friends
Yeah it's gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Check one-two, man skitzed again
Dickhead you and a dickhead crew
Getting gassed up by your dickhead friends

Yeah it's gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Yeah it's gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
You had one shot and you missed the pen, and that's...
 
#57
My missus and kids were watching the Brits when Stormzy came on I rattled off the that's not proper music line and suddenly realised I've turned into my dad.

edited to add I assume it was Stormzy although it could have been Kendrick Lamar they all sound the same to me, I know it wasn't Rag and Bone Man because he's a fat white bloke with tatts and I've got his album.
 
#59
Its sheer poetry.

Call me gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Check one-two, man skitzed again
******** you and a ******** crew
Getting gassed up by your ******** friends

It's like dem man woke up pissed again
If I buck these pricks again
I got goons and you got goons
But the difference is your shit pretends
My niggas don't talk or rap
No my niggas don't talk or clash
No my niggas don't talk they mash
**** boys, man are you talking smack?
They said Stormzy can't be the king of grime
Cuh he can't do radio sets
Let's be real, rudeboy
I would light up a radio set
Like really I can't stand these ******* pricks
I don't care about your ******* whip
Mum, if you're listening, close your ears
But tell them paigons suck my dick
I've had enough of them, they all piss me off
Had one chance they missed the shot
I link up Flipz, then we burn your bridge
Then we laugh about it and split the prof

Call me gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Check one-two, man skitzed again
******** you and a ******** crew
Getting gassed up by your ******** friends

I think I just got dissed again
Think I care who this offends
Run up on man like [?]
Slap that through your shit defense
And I can still get a box imported
Said don't worry about the beef it's sorted
My man said he's a real gun shooter
Then my brother said rah, that's awkward
My mans never been bad that's bullshit
Two weeks in the top 10 who called it
Christmas, I went to war with the corporates
Like big ups the ones that caught it
I do rap, then I do grime
Then I do rap, then I sing and I roll right back
They said you ain't gonna blow like that
Who gives a ****? you know like that
Ice in my cup come cold like that
Woah, we ain't even close like that
You know my style, know my stats
Don't talk bad if you don't talk facts
If I sign now what's the buyout clause
1 top 10, 5 sold out tours
Might fling a mixtape out when I'm bored
My life's okay, how about yours?
Brother, I'm good, I stay with the lord
Bible carrier, that's my sword
Matthew 12, so I don't talk
John 19's why I never got caught

Call me gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Check one-two, man skitzed again
******** you and a ******** crew
Getting gassed up by your ******** friends

Back now man I've missed the pen
Had one shot you missed the pen
Bad man yutes, with their bad man ways
What they wish for me, I don't wish for them
I don't pay them fools, never been told
[?] outside Elliott school
Let me get a little bit of Henny I'm cool
Many have come but many did fall away
What? You thought I was the one?
I was fourteen trying to buy me a gun
Most niggas doing what I did back then
So now I thank God for the guy I've become

That's gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Check one-two, man skitzed again
******** you and a ******** crew
Getting gassed up by your ******** friends
Yeah it's gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Check one-two, man skitzed again
******** you and a ******** crew
Getting gassed up by your ******** friends

Yeah it's gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Yeah it's gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
You had one shot and you missed the pen, and that's...
And he still makes more sense than you.
 

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