A certain RSM was famous for outstanding quotes. Opposite to Junior, this guy had me in stitches on more than one occasion. On seeing a female recruit at SEME on his last ever muster parade he closely examined her Jersey Heavy Wool then pointed to her breasts and asked "Now then young soldier...what are them things?" Further down the front rank he asked of another female recruit "Right young man...what are you? Male or female?" On receiving his answer he turned to RSM TT and said "RSM...from what I've seen today it's no wonder men shag men and women shag women. They all look the bloody same!" On a church parade he stood side by side with the Padre and CO as the troops walked into church until one lad walked in still wearing his beret. He whacked his pace stick into the lads chest and barked "Remove head dress in the house of the lord...c*nty!"