I paid the RM going rate
Yers, but that's not BFPO delivering to MQs...
JB
I paid the RM going rate
Yeah always didYers, but that's not BFPO delivering to MQs...
JB
These things happen. We've all been there.
Good job you'd finished before the dog turned up.
29 Years? NigOh oh, please sir, try that with me...
As a military brat who worked for 29 years in the MOD (often as the token civvy in multi-service teams), has listened to more dits than I’ve had hot dinners (my fave had to be the one involving the helicopter control deck, ropes, naked kinky wren, and a free-wandering MoD guard dog) and with friends who are service personnel or married to service personnel, I’d love an excuse to show how awesome my understanding is of the management side of the armed forces and how it drives seemingly odd decisions that impact service personnel.![]()
I was in for the long haul, but the missus had the temerity to be born with wonky rna, forcing me to “retire” 17 years earlier than the government wanted.29 Years? Nig
you won’t get the shaft.
Actually, there may have been some involvement- though not directlyIt was the Russians.
Yeah spare a thought for an ex oppo of mine for did an African bag to find 5 decomposing Howler monkeys, maggot ridden that had come all the way through France ( sic) and yes he did throw up discretely. The point is it's horses for courses and no the continental Customs did not do their jobs or they didn't look. And that's before you did the African dried fish- Shit you itched after that one and needed a shower.And if that happened to me I would read the leaflet whilst munching the sandwich. Hopefully still in the presence of the customs chappie.
They certainly feel they do, but it’s often down to the average service person‘s focus on getting stuff done vs the average civvy’s lack of resources.I gather HM Forces do get shafted though.
So the dog rimmed the sailor?
You sure it ended there?
You can shove your grounded planes up your arris, some of us are still waiting on twigs, Dunstable and dogging...
JB
These things happen. We've all been there.
WightMivvi said:
Apologies for going off-topic, but I feel it’s an important diversion.
Apparently, they had an old helicopter carcass in a dark corner of the site (Sultan), used for disassembling / familiarity by the trainee engineers.
My boss had been duty officer on the night that a guard dog got wind of something and went tearing off to the carcass. Naturally, the handler followed and found a sailor and wren both naked in the cockpit, with her tied to the control panel. They only realised they’d been rumbled when the dog ran in and started nuzzling the bloke’s backside, mid-thrust so to speak.
The dog’s handler wasn‘t totally sure of the correct way to deal with situation, so told the dog to bite the intruders if they tried to move (or get untied / dressed) and then called the guard out for support (there may have been other intruders).
Apparently, the response time from the rest of the guardhouse was very impressive and they all needed to traipse into the cockpit to interview the (still naked / tied) possible intruders...
My bold .... Come ondetailsphotos or its BS!!
WightMivvi said:
Apologies for going off-topic, but I feel it’s an important diversion.
Apparently, they had an old helicopter carcass in a dark corner of the site (Sultan), used for disassembling / familiarity by the trainee engineers.
My boss had been duty officer on the night that a guard dog got wind of something and went tearing off to the carcass. Naturally, the handler followed and found a sailor and wren both naked in the cockpit, with her tied to the control panel. They only realised they’d been rumbled when the dog ran in and started nuzzling the bloke’s backside, mid-thrust so to speak.
The dog’s handler wasn‘t totally sure of the correct way to deal with situation, so told the dog to bite the intruders if they tried to move (or get untied / dressed) and then called the guard out for support (there may have been other intruders).
Apparently, the response time from the rest of the guardhouse was very impressive and they all needed to traipse into the cockpit to interview the (still naked / tied) possible intruders...
My bold @ Brotherton Lad .... Come on details or its BS!!
WightMivvi said:
Apologies for going off-topic, but I feel it’s an important diversion.
Apparently, they had an old helicopter carcass in a dark corner of the site (Sultan), used for disassembling / familiarity by the trainee engineers.
My boss had been duty officer on the night that a guard dog got wind of something and went tearing off to the carcass. Naturally, the handler followed and found a sailor and wren both naked in the cockpit, with her tied to the control panel. They only realised they’d been rumbled when the dog ran in and started nuzzling the bloke’s backside, mid-thrust so to speak.
The dog’s handler wasn‘t totally sure of the correct way to deal with situation, so told the dog to bite the intruders if they tried to move (or get untied / dressed) and then called the guard out for support (there may have been other intruders).
Apparently, the response time from the rest of the guardhouse was very impressive and they all needed to traipse into the cockpit to interview the (still naked / tied) possible intruders...
My bold @ Brotherton Lad .... Come on details or its BS!!
Brown noseHe was the dog....
Brown nose