Well now we know the truth of the ring, snail snares the kiddies with the it/her/he nice pink friendly snail persona for personal pleasure and shares the kids with oddbod. Snail had you not white knighted for him we would never have known your secret
Message just in from the resident Arrse Wanker-in-Chief, @Himmler74...
"A wank in the Arrse Hole is allowed and should be encouraged. I would post a picture of a wank in the Arsse Hole but I can't find one to steal and claim as my own. The wankers have got wise to me so I'll just go and have a wank".