Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by TheIronDuke, Aug 25, 2010.
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Have you been on the Redcar Rum again?
Heyup sweet pea. Vote 'Marry me, lovely Iron Duke' and leave the complicated questions to us grown-ups and all will be well. Trust me.
Where is the Fell in whilst rummaging around in the bottom for his KY Jelly option?
What the fuck is this all about?
One of the weird got found dead in his bath. Zipped up in a sports bag. We are all shocked, but the Police are investigating so its all all right. He was a mountain biker it seems.
I did, Treacle.
Is that a flyiing tiger? Woo, check that out!!!
I'll bite - what's Redcar Rum? I used to live there and never heard of it (although I was only 10 which may account for it, alcoholism not starting until I was 12).
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"Placed into bag prior to be transported to woodland in Oxfordshire,where he would have been found by a lady walking her dog,the outcome was a textbook sucide and there was nothing suspicious about it at all,no siree Bob"
I'm cringing at your use of the term "boxster", really, I'm embarrassed for you.
All I'll say is that I may have form, but it wasn't me.
"Sky News - this just in ....The dead MI6 agent found in a bag in his London flat has been named as Brian Shepherd. He is thought to have been stabbed and put into a hot bath first.....Police are treating it as a boil in the bag Shepherd Spy...."
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Look there are too many conspiracy theories nowadays. It was a very unfortunate accident which happened whilst he was washing his sports bag out. The fact he was gay and welsh is just purely coincidental, trust me and if not me, trust the iron Duke, he knows!!
But, of course, his vetting officer knew all about this!
Can I change my vote to 'gay'?
The bag has been charged with being an accessory.
I told him to get one of those bags for life. Now look what's happened...
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