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"Placed into bag prior to be transported to woodland in Oxfordshire,where he would have been found by a lady walking her dog,the outcome was a textbook sucide and there was nothing suspicious about it at all,no siree Bob"
"Sky News - this just in ....The dead MI6 agent found in a bag in his London flat has been named as Brian Shepherd. He is thought to have been stabbed and put into a hot bath first.....Police are treating it as a boil in the bag Shepherd Spy...."
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Look there are too many conspiracy theories nowadays. It was a very unfortunate accident which happened whilst he was washing his sports bag out. The fact he was gay and welsh is just purely coincidental, trust me and if not me, trust the iron Duke, he knows!!
He was an apprentice escapologist who got his gorgeous assistant Julian to strap him into the bag. Julian then started to fill the bath whilst the man in the bag dislocated his arms to reach behind him to get the knife hidden in the mobile phone pocket. Unfortunately just as he was extricating the knife he got a cramp forcing the knife deep into his back. Julian had just noticed that the tealights around the bath needed changing and popped out to Tesco Express to get a bag full, carelessly leaving his front door key on the telephone table.
Just one of lifes unfortunate accidents, although why he had a tangerine stuffed up his arse is still a mystery