The Bottom Line

#1
OK, we've had GILFs, MILFs, Cameltoes, Unseen Celebrity Tits, Women of all persuasions but we don't seem to have had my particular like, the bottom, the derriere, the arse, the lovely, wobbly bit that follows the objects of our desire. There's something about the bottom that stirs what little there is left in me to stir. You can squeeze it, caress it, cuddle it and, as some of you obviously have a penchant for, still your willy in it. However, I am not talking of those great bit horrible wobbly things you see floating around that sit on the reverse of a McDonaldseatingPepsiguzzlingGreggsbingingWobblyarse. No, I am talking of those lovely, rounded and (sometimes) sticky out bums. To my mind, a bum worthy of its name should have the roundness, the smoothness, the squeezability and, most of all, the wobbliness of a firm jelly. There are plenty out there that stretch the bounds of incredulity as well as the stretching the bounds of elasticated jeans and spill over the sides of Bridget Jones' knickers.
To start you, here's some which have made the pages of the aforementioned tit threads and others:

One of the original and favourite on this site. Carol Vorderman

Of course, the one who has taken over is a firm (well, to me anyway) favourite. The lovely, cuddly and sticky out bum of Rachel Riley

Of course, some show a little more and this ex rear of the year Kayleigh Pearson shows why she deserved it:

And, for those of a certain age, a blast from the past who really had it all, Sophia Loren

Please, the tasteful ones will earn more kudos than the jelly roll abominations
 
#8
Hmm she has an arse like a 12 year boy which is fine if thats your thing! However not mine at all, and as for her Sister dear gods will someone please make her eat something! The poor girl is stick thin and far to pretty to look like a stick.
I second that. A woman needs to have a proper sized arse to interest me. Bones are for dogs, meat is for men.
 
#16
OK, we've had GILFs, MILFs, Cameltoes, Unseen Celebrity Tits, Women of all persuasions but we don't seem to have had my particular like, the bottom, the derriere, the arse, the lovely, wobbly bit that follows the objects of our desire. There's something about the bottom that stirs what little there is left in me to stir. You can squeeze it, caress it, cuddle it and, as some of you obviously have a penchant for, still your willy in it. However, I am not talking of those great bit horrible wobbly things you see floating around that sit on the reverse of a McDonaldseatingPepsiguzzlingGreggsbingingWobblyarse. No, I am talking of those lovely, rounded and (sometimes) sticky out bums. To my mind, a bum worthy of its name should have the roundness, the smoothness, the squeezability and, most of all, the wobbliness of a firm jelly. There are plenty out there that stretch the bounds of incredulity as well as the stretching the bounds of elasticated jeans and spill over the sides of Bridget Jones' knickers.
To start you, here's some which have made the pages of the aforementioned tit threads and others:

One of the original and favourite on this site. Carol Vorderman

Of course, the one who has taken over is a firm (well, to me anyway) favourite. The lovely, cuddly and sticky out bum of Rachel Riley

Of course, some show a little more and this ex rear of the year Kayleigh Pearson shows why she deserved it:

And, for those of a certain age, a blast from the past who really had it all, Sophia Loren

Please, the tasteful ones will earn more kudos than the jelly roll abominations
I'd smash the granny out of that Kayleigh Pearson chick.
 
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