The Bomb doctors guide to be a back stabbing wrench !

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by thefoofighter, Mar 4, 2007.

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  1. Need i say more them at's are very strange FOOOKERS !
     
  2. FF what are you on about you mong. An example would be a good start.

    The collective name for AT's is a stab, but more than two is considered a massacre.
     
  3. You just in from the pub?

    What are you on about?
     
  4. is a back stabbing WRENCH a REME tool?
     
  5. He was asked what his favourite instrument was and he replied the Dinner Bell.
     
  6. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Cue mistersofts new 'phrase of the month'...
     
  7. It seems to be popular with others as well.
     
  8. We may be strange but not as strange as this thread.

    Option 1 - You were/still are p1ssed! Not an adverse comment just a thought.

    Option 2 - You have a good link to something we all should see!

    Option 3 - You've WAH'd every barsteward who posted on this thread after you.

    FFS let us know the suspense is killing me :brilsmurf: :brilsmurf:
     
  9. I think it's technical....

    Do you not need to use a back stabbing wrench for Swingfire head changing?




    ...I'll get my coat
     
  10. Or are you having biatch problems and you meant "Back stabbing wench" - in which case how the fcuk do you know my Ex-missus? :threaten: :brilsmurf:
     
  11. Tis true. I've cut and pasted the description out of the catalogue:

    Title - Wrench Backstabbing for the use of.
    Issue - All tiffies, POT tiffies and Officers of God's Corps.
    Use - Sneak up on person which tool is to be applied to. Pat back to ensure that area to be stabbed is clean and smooth (to ensure tool will be undamaged and can be used again). Dig in pointy bit and then twist and tighten until the standard of 'F*cking tight' is achieved.
     
  12. Sometimes the content of a thread can be so much more disappointing than the title ...
     
  13. Sometimes people pointing out that very fact can be disappointing as well.

    But I do agree.