Statistically, I'd say about 5% of this forum must've dipped their wick in the famous whore of the Medway. So, are the rumours true? Does she have a wall full of ID cards? Did it resemble chucking a sausage up an alley? Did it echo? Has it pained you to piss ever since? I had been tempted at points just to do the, been there, done that and I've got the storey but by the time I'd chucked enough continental piss and shorts down me to brave it, I'd been pipped to the post.