In days long ago = National Service days.....much like today we all had to have medicals...at the depot..... I was in the doctors office standing to attention in my "shreddies"..... I had been forwarned that the doctor will insert his finger into the "bishops hole" Anyway towards the end of the medical, the RAMC Sgt ... said "drop them" and bend over!!!!!....being a good boy knickers round my ankles outstretched touching my toes....and waiting for that finger!!!!! Suddenly I heard the MO reading a chapter from THE BIBLE = Genises ...got me thinking perhaps I had "piles"... Did anything strange happen to you during your first depot medical, like the Bishops Finger?