A national agency which will target major criminals such as drug-smugglers, people-traffickers and fraudsters comes into force on Saturday. The Serious and Organised Crime Agency (Soca), dubbed Britain's FBI, will unite experts from the police, customs and immigration services. It will have more than 4,000 officers and will use existing and new legal powers to fight crime. Soca is Britain's first non-police law-enforcement body. However, Soca is employing hundreds of former police officers. Maybe Soca need Jack Regan, loosen your tie, pour yourself a scotch and tell yer bird to shut it. Your nicked you S**g!!!!