The biggest tits I have ever encountered in the flesh

#1
The other day, due to my being between engagements so to speak, I found myself relegated to laundry fatigues by The Fenian Bride. As I sorted out her "smalls" I had a quick look at her brassiere just to check what she is currently measured at by Messrs Rigby & Peller. This snippet of, I regret to tell you other perverts on here (I have no illusions about myself - I'm just filth personified me), classified information led me to ponder, Proust-like, on tits of the past.

The largest unaltered by medical science breasts I have encountered were 42FF on a woman officer cadet. She had a surprisingly narrow back but fully formed udders. Her hips were in proportion and her waist fairly nipped in. Frankly she was a classic hourglass physique. Oh and Shergar - no it wasn't Sue H, this one belonged to Oxford OTC Gun Tp!

So tell Uncle Cuddles dear-hearts, what are the largest unmodified tits you have personally encountered. No crappy porn stars with breast augmentation please. Just the real McCoy.
 
#2
I used to know a bird who (for some reason) always used to brag about having to have specially made bras, as her jugs were too large for off the shelf models. Unfortunately though I never had the chance to inspect them too closely, as the then Mrs. Terrier was always watching like a hawk.

The biggest I've had occasion to play 'calling Tokyo' with were 'G' cup and very nice they were too!
 

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#3
When I was married, the ex managed to grow a rather impressive set of 38Gs after giving birth, not too shabby seeing as she started with a set of 36Es :)
 

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#5
Fair enough coming along and claiming various size of bosoms clutched dearly to one's person (whether accidentally or not) but to do so without pictures is a blatant violation of site rules.

Pics please!!!!
 
#7
Use your own wank bank you deviant! However I am not that unkind and so within the bounds of decency, here is a scene that you might see if swimming nearby!
 

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#8
The former Mrs Civvy boasted this lovely pair of FF's,

but I have had the pleasure of bumping into this young lady on a number of occasions. She designs and makes her own lingerie..
 
#10
Mrs Pongo's aren't too bad, 40G, but the best I ever fondled were on a girl I met in Swaziland (second from the left) and later 'knew', just after she'd had her daughter, in Austria. While she were lactating her tits were enormous! No photo's, unfortunately. I was lucky Mrs P. classed the one I have left as a 'holiday snap'!
 

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#15
Now this is NAAFI an all that, but I have to take issue with these measurements your throwing about. Now a woman is measured under neath the breast (the gunge trap) then around the bust at its fullest (nipples) the difference is then calculated to give cup size, e.g. Under bust = 34" Fullest part of bust 38" difference 4" = "D" cup.
Cuddles your opening gambit was 42FF that would mean accross the fullest part of the bust was approx 50"? Where the fuck was this girl, the great ape enclosure of Chester Zoo?:)
 
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The former Mrs Civvy boasted this lovely pair of FF's,

but I have had the pleasure of bumping into this young lady on a number of occasions. She designs and makes her own lingerie..

There is a big (geddit?) difference between large tits and fat tits on a porker!
 
#17
Now this is NAAFI an all that, but I have to take issue with these measurements your throwing about. Now a woman is measured under neath the breast (the gunge trap) then around the bust at its fullest (nipples) the difference is then calculated to give cup size, e.g. Under bust = 34" Fullest part of bust 38" difference 4" = "D" cup.
Cuddles your opening gambit was 42FF that would mean accross the fullest part of the bust was approx 50"? Where the fuck was this girl, the great ape enclosure of Chester Zoo?:)
Close, the YOs annex of the RA Mess...

Personally I think she had the wrong size on because she had those muffin top boobies in her woollly pully....gargh! The memories, the memories...bring back Jersey HW for women!
 
#18
The biggest jugs I can remember belonged to a heffalump who trapped me one night in the Vic in Portland Dorset. She tooke me skinny dipping about 1 in the morning before taking me back to her room and smothering me.

I kept a low profile after getting away in the morning, jsut in case she wanted more, but, I was just a notch in her bedpost as she moved on through the fleet
 
#19
Whilst seperated from Mrs Bollox, I did a bit of internet trawling. Got some dirty messages from a 'lady' in Coventry. We arranged to meet in Rugby ( a convenient mid point) for supper and to get to know each other a bit better. I waited in car park. She turned up, got out of her car, opened with the words "you'll do for me nicely" and proceded to stick her tongue down my throat to the point she got a taste of my breakfast.

I asked he if she was hungry. Her response was to say that she'd booked a hotel nearby and we ought to get cracking. food could wait apparently. Mind, she was a comfortably built lass and could afford to wait.

We got to said hotel, entered room and off she went for a quick shower / to change into something more comfortable. she returned with a tiny thong and bra. The bra was waving the white flag having failed to restrain a lovely pair of 38GGs. She then opened out her overnight bag and proceded to place as large a range of sex toys as any sexshop and so we got down to business.

Once I got her tits out it was like being in an avalanche !! Every time she rolled over her breasts arrived much later. They occupied a different time zone.

Her most magical quote from the evening was " Go gently putting the butt plug in. I haven't used it for a few days" A quality bird !

That was one of several memorable encounters with that lady and a half dozen other slappers before i got my head sorted.

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