The biggest tits I have ever encountered in the flesh

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Cuddles, Jan 4, 2011.

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  1. The other day, due to my being between engagements so to speak, I found myself relegated to laundry fatigues by The Fenian Bride. As I sorted out her "smalls" I had a quick look at her brassiere just to check what she is currently measured at by Messrs Rigby & Peller. This snippet of, I regret to tell you other perverts on here (I have no illusions about myself - I'm just filth personified me), classified information led me to ponder, Proust-like, on tits of the past.

    The largest unaltered by medical science breasts I have encountered were 42FF on a woman officer cadet. She had a surprisingly narrow back but fully formed udders. Her hips were in proportion and her waist fairly nipped in. Frankly she was a classic hourglass physique. Oh and Shergar - no it wasn't Sue H, this one belonged to Oxford OTC Gun Tp!

    So tell Uncle Cuddles dear-hearts, what are the largest unmodified tits you have personally encountered. No crappy porn stars with breast augmentation please. Just the real McCoy.
     
  2. I used to know a bird who (for some reason) always used to brag about having to have specially made bras, as her jugs were too large for off the shelf models. Unfortunately though I never had the chance to inspect them too closely, as the then Mrs. Terrier was always watching like a hawk.

    The biggest I've had occasion to play 'calling Tokyo' with were 'G' cup and very nice they were too!
     
  3. When I was married, the ex managed to grow a rather impressive set of 38Gs after giving birth, not too shabby seeing as she started with a set of 36Es :)
     
  4. Not met the RAF regt then?
     
  5. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Fair enough coming along and claiming various size of bosoms clutched dearly to one's person (whether accidentally or not) but to do so without pictures is a blatant violation of site rules.

    Pics please!!!!
     
  6. One of the biggest tits I have ever come across, was my last BC!....25/170 Bty c.'92-94!
     
  7. Use your own wank bank you deviant! However I am not that unkind and so within the bounds of decency, here is a scene that you might see if swimming nearby!
     

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  8. The former Mrs Civvy boasted this lovely pair of FF's,
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    but I have had the pleasure of bumping into this young lady on a number of occasions. She designs and makes her own lingerie..
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  9. She would need to...

    Could she design me some boxers with a bit more room in the gusset - I feel a bit constrained. :twisted:
     
  10. Mrs Pongo's aren't too bad, 40G, but the best I ever fondled were on a girl I met in Swaziland (second from the left) and later 'knew', just after she'd had her daughter, in Austria. While she were lactating her tits were enormous! No photo's, unfortunately. I was lucky Mrs P. classed the one I have left as a 'holiday snap'!
     

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  11. The missus has a well proportioned pair of 36G's :) and no you cant have feckin pics!!
     
  12. My word, what an amazing response to my frankly rather bland opening premise!
     
  13. Where are Monty and Stonks?!!
     
  14. Well done Sir......hope you got the wedding ring back though!
     
  15. Now this is NAAFI an all that, but I have to take issue with these measurements your throwing about. Now a woman is measured under neath the breast (the gunge trap) then around the bust at its fullest (nipples) the difference is then calculated to give cup size, e.g. Under bust = 34" Fullest part of bust 38" difference 4" = "D" cup.
    Cuddles your opening gambit was 42FF that would mean accross the fullest part of the bust was approx 50"? Where the fuck was this girl, the great ape enclosure of Chester Zoo?:)