The biggest dickhead in Britain?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by msr, Sep 5, 2011.

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  1. msr

    msr LE

  2. Some people are born cunts.
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  3. I thought this was a thread about Whet for some reason.
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  4. Pity the Telegraph mong doesn't know the difference between site/sight.
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  5. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
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    Deleted for being unnecessarily crude.
  6. "There were flies flying around and the smell was awful,” he said. me that says it all but, unfortunately, there are many on this site that are far too quick to jump to harsh conclusions. PTSD, brought on by marital oral sex, is not something I'd wish on anybody.
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  7. If the locals had stuffed a rotting spider crab into his gob, he could have looked like that bloke in 'Alien.'
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  8. Wait till his kids find out where Sunday roast Lamb comes from. Yuck!
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  9. I hope you sent yourself a warning?
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  10. What a cretin, distressed my arse.
  11. How did he distress your arse?
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  12. ))))))))))))))))))))))))
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  13. Not distressed - merely a chancer who thought he could wangle a bit of compo. Still a cunt though.
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  14. Bravo_Bravo was my first choice.