The big lottery win

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  1. A. Carry on working, it wont change me

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  2. B. Give it all up and retire very early

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  3. C. Not tell a soul especially the wife and do a Reggie Perrin

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  1. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    Should you be the lucky would you as discussed today at work do either of the options above?
  2. Tell no one and bugger off somewhere warm
  3. B deffo with £56 million........

    Dead within two years, but one hell of a smile on my face.
  4. B then by my own samll army ha ha!!!!!
  5. Start a political campaign to have Prince Phillip made Prime Minister
  6. The_Duke

    The_Duke LE Moderator

    Retire early, quick visit to Churchills for fitting for a lovely pair of round action side by sides and then plan a long and lazy future enjoying some sporting shooting all around the world.

    I'm that nice, I'll even involve the wife and kids in my plans!
  7. I voted 'C' but in reality would probably be 'B'.
    Not for the wifes sake, but the kids.
    I would never, ever consider hiring a hitman to bump her off though. That thought would never cross my mind.
  8. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    I'd buy that H&H Range Rover and drink myself to death!
  9. Travel,get layed, get drunk,Travel,get drunk,get layed, hang on I do that now
  10. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Let everyone at work know about it
    Then walk round he office pointing at certain people stating "your sorted mate"
    Make an effort to point at people and then drop arm stating "Nah wanker"


    Buy Rangers and disband the blue nose gits
  11. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    We could get a tad tired of you you barsteward! :oops:
  12. Wine and women and then squander the rest
  13. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    I had 9 years of hat in the forces I might want to do something different for a change :p

  14. Yes, but now I do it in luxury
  15. You in the RAF :p