The Bible

#21
So if Jesus was king of the Jews,what's all this Christian shit ? Are we all Jews ?
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Yes, just proves that Hitler was self loathing
 
#22
And Moses looked upon the Lord and said ... "We the Jews are your chosen people and you want us to cut the tips off OUR WHAT!???"
 
#25
#27
SPOILER ALERT:

The Bible spoils everything.

Fornication, gambling, drinking, priests CRB checks.....
 
#28
A new series starting on Ch5 tomorrow night. Highly rated apparently one of the most influential people in America according to Forbes, [wiki] Mark Burnett the producer has come a long way from being a 3 Para section commander.
Can't wait...another program about the US...woohoo. Like there needs to be another ******* one.
 
#30
The bible is better than any soap opera. Its got everything in it, murder, thieving, rape, incest, war, genocide, politics, the supernatural, love, romance, diet, hygiene, you name it.
 
#31
The bible is better than any soap opera. Its got everything in it, murder, thieving, rape, incest, war, genocide, politics, the supernatural, love, romance, diet, hygiene, you name it.
They even do a few editions that are perfect for beating fat whores to death with.

Personally I prefer the Gideon. It allows one to savour the pleasure.

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#32
Jesus spoke Aramaic. Aramaic has no word for "suggestible".
 
#34
As it was written right-to-left without vowels, you need to look up:

zgm gngrf y
 
#36
Yep, its also good at exorcising people as well.
I'll be getting plenty of exorcise/exercise as it bounces off your barren womb.

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#40
The bible is better than any soap opera. Its got everything in it, murder, thieving, rape, incest, war, genocide, politics, the supernatural, love, romance, diet, hygiene, you name it.
This forum beats all that hands down, and with more credability....
 

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