"The Bible needs updating"

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Piers Morgan made me laugh. The bible needs updating to include gay-marriage, so he says.

Now Piers Morgan says the Bible is 'flawed' | Mail Online

Now, forgive me but I thought there was a binary choice, the bible is: the word/teachings of Christ (i.e. God) or it's bollocks. How exactly does one re-write either of those?
 
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That great Theologist pope piers Morgan.

During the recent residential election an analyst said that in America you don't mess with the 3 Gs - Guns, God and Gays. I can see why the twat is so wel liked over there.
 
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"And jesus didn't realise he was the Son of God until he'd been chained to the radiator for a very long time"
 
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Piers appears to have read the Sally Bercow guide to maintaining media presence.
 

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If the Bible really does need updating, why don't they do it properly? I mean, some of the name are just so old fashioned.

The Virgin Mary? Really? Nope, let's have Chardonay and her 4 illegitimate kids.
Judas Escariot? What the hell is that all about? Tony Blair would work.
And what about the leading character. That Jesus bloke. I mean, Jesus? Who calls their kid that these days? Ryan might fit better.
 
#12
For Gawds sake someone shut the muppet up or the Septics will kick the twunt out and he'll only end up in Oz or Auckland, Noo Zild.
Too close for comfort either way.
still as P_F mentions if he keeps up his gobbing off on senstive topics he may end up with a Bushmaster delivered 5.56 sleeping pill.
Here's hoping.
 
#13
Maybe He just needs his bumps felt?
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Now, forgive me but I thought there was a binary choice, the bible is: the word/teachings of Christ (i.e. God) or it's bollocks. How exactly does one re-write either of those?
The Bible is a 17th Century edit of a 16th Century book translated from thousands of 4th century scrolls which all contradict each other and all claim to be copies of letters from the 1st century which no-one has ever seen...
 
#17
Morgan is winding up the hill billies to get his smug face in their papers; next he'll be saying that Nascar and Country & Western are rubbish.

Have they forgotten how to organise a lynching?
 
#18
Well he has a point, how can anyone believe in a omnipotent loving God without a proper explanation for the existence of Piers Morgan and all his ilk.
 
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says the same Piers Morgan who lied and broke one of the biggest sins in Christianity just to sell fake photos for money.

Why is he so famous, the guy's a scam artist.

Obviously, supporting such deluded acts of public and social disorder can make one very famous and likeable in the US.

He says these things to attract the elite, celebrity types, who have lots and lots of money.

This sudden, forced, neo-liberal policies will become counter productive in the future for those who force people to accept same gender marriages, to accept homosexual/feminist militants such as FEMAN who flash their boobs at minors in Paris and cut down memorial statues that reminder those who died under Stalin in Ukraine.
 
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Seeing as how the whole point of this turgid tome was to replace thinking with belief I would have thought it is a sort of anti-book anyway, and should be filed on the comedy/trivia shelves unaltered.
 
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