The best virus ever?

Ah but then, a whistle blower who is a part time actor and collector of comic books described how a 10 x 14 TV room in his care home was used to infect 1000 geriatrics at once...the screams and banging against the glass windows and swing doors still haunts him. He single handed used a meat hook to remove the bodies even before the clouds of deadly virus had dispersed...dragging three at a time he disposed of the purple and blue corpses in less than an hour ready for the next lot waiting ready to watch Crossroads. Again and again around the clock... Even though the care home manager kept meticulous records of every resident's illness, groceries and energy bills, many thousands murdered were somehow missing. At least the whistle blower's evidence was enough to hang all the nurses...Some tins of empty air freshener and old folks slippers were placed as a memorial and reminder what can happen in care homes. The government made it illegal to investigate the case, anyone who doubts the horror is hated and punished. Material of the crime is smothered forever. Interesting though that air freshener supplies stopped months before they were used...hey ho!
Nurse Nurse he's on the meths again!
 
Ah but then, a whistle blower who is a part time actor and collector of comic books described how a 10 x 14 TV room in his care home was used to infect 1000 geriatrics at once...the screams and banging against the glass windows and swing doors still haunts him. He single handed used a meat hook to remove the bodies even before the clouds of deadly virus had dispersed...dragging three at a time he disposed of the purple and blue corpses in less than an hour ready for the next lot waiting ready to watch Crossroads. Again and again around the clock... Even though the care home manager kept meticulous records of every resident's illness, groceries and energy bills, many thousands murdered were somehow missing. At least the whistle blower's evidence was enough to hang all the nurses...Some tins of empty air freshener and old folks slippers were placed as a memorial and reminder what can happen in care homes. The government made it illegal to investigate the case, anyone who doubts the horror is hated and punished. Material of the crime is smothered forever. Interesting though that air freshener supplies stopped months before they were used...hey ho!
Are you okay? I'm genuinely a bit concerned about your welfare.
 
Ah but then, a whistle blower who is a part time actor and collector of comic books described how a 10 x 14 TV room in his care home was used to infect 1000 geriatrics at once...the screams and banging against the glass windows and swing doors still haunts him. He single handed used a meat hook to remove the bodies even before the clouds of deadly virus had dispersed...dragging three at a time he disposed of the purple and blue corpses in less than an hour ready for the next lot waiting ready to watch Crossroads. Again and again around the clock... Even though the care home manager kept meticulous records of every resident's illness, groceries and energy bills, many thousands murdered were somehow missing. At least the whistle blower's evidence was enough to hang all the nurses...Some tins of empty air freshener and old folks slippers were placed as a memorial and reminder what can happen in care homes. The government made it illegal to investigate the case, anyone who doubts the horror is hated and punished. Material of the crime is smothered forever. Interesting though that air freshener supplies stopped months before they were used...hey ho!
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Higgs_bosun

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The suffocating effect of mass stupidity and ignorance is right up there Trumpism. An endemic virus that a vaccine cannot cure.
 

Higgs_bosun

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Wow... the euphoria of knowing how stupid and ignorant people can be is satisfying. Thanks to all...:cool:
 
Wow... the euphoria of knowing how stupid and ignorant people can be is satisfying. Thanks to all...:cool:
Could be worse. At least I'm not stupid and ignorant in the Lord's eyes. I am wise, righteous and full of grace that's freely dispensed by Christ, yet I am humble.

I am not an atheist.
I am a free man.
I am Scarbrough.

Edit: It must be said that I feel rather sorry for you, what with you being an atheist.
 
Breaking news: There is at least one confirmed case of someone being infected with the virus of atheistic ignorance. Let us hope, and pray, that this unfortunate soul finds Christ and makes a recovery.
 
Ah but then, a whistle blower who is a part time actor and collector of comic books described how a 10 x 14 TV room in his care home was used to infect 1000 geriatrics at once...the screams and banging against the glass windows and swing doors still haunts him. He single handed used a meat hook to remove the bodies even before the clouds of deadly virus had dispersed...dragging three at a time he disposed of the purple and blue corpses in less than an hour ready for the next lot waiting ready to watch Crossroads. Again and again around the clock... Even though the care home manager kept meticulous records of every resident's illness, groceries and energy bills, many thousands murdered were somehow missing. At least the whistle blower's evidence was enough to hang all the nurses...Some tins of empty air freshener and old folks slippers were placed as a memorial and reminder what can happen in care homes. The government made it illegal to investigate the case, anyone who doubts the horror is hated and punished. Material of the crime is smothered forever. Interesting though that air freshener supplies stopped months before they were used...hey ho!

Do you post on Tripadvisor as well ?

Be patient or you might become a patient. Italian vacations as you might be accustomed for planning them will not be the same this year or next - not before Italy gets its house in order for more than welcoming tourists. It will have to rebuild so much of the country that it might resemble building a new house. Residents and citizens and families will be the target of this rebuilding effort more than welcoming tourists. Proximity to Tuscany might be a good choice to make then. Not now. You will have to research the health conditions and read about warnings and regulations that will limit much of your travel plans. Cancelation might be a more suitable term to use now. You can explore picturesque old towns and see turquoise waters and beaches and drink local wine and eat good food in all the alternative places you have designated as possible destinations until you are as happy and content as any other traveler under normal circumstances. But you will be playing the travel game by a different set of rules if you can get permission to undertake such an endeavor. Following advice not to venture off to Italy is good advice to heed. Getting the absolute best or most for your money is one notable objective but keeping your health is more important. You should know which is more important now. Public transportation can bring you to certain endpoints or destinations, but you must research which pubic transportation services will be operating for your benefit. Examine the network of train services leading you to these places. Not every place can be reached by train. Train services under normal circumstances can take you from the Naples area by way of Caserta to Foggia in the northern part of Puglia and from there you can travel by train down south to the coastal areas of the region. There is a train line running south from Naples down the western coast through Calabria and part of Basilicata to the Reggio Calabria at the toe of the boot. From Reggio there is ferry boat service to near Messina in Sicily. Now Sardinia is in another category for travel excursions for more than simple geographical reasons. Read about these destinations to know where you want to spend time. Establish or select a list of priorities and group them according to location and proximity. For the time you have outlined it will make sense to stay on the peninsula mainland of Italy. Forget about both Sicily and Sardinia. Four nights will give you a small taste of Puglia so go there. Getting to both Sicily and Sardinia in four nights is ludicrous. Not a good choice no matter how many times you slice the cheese. Staying in and around Tuscany for the extra time is not a bad idea under the limited time frame you are dealign with. Do not make any hasty decisions now.
 

Chef

LE
A thread vaguely reminiscent of Bugsy.

Single minded with overtones of look at me but without the hint of resurrected family. It does have similar chemical after notes. Also the same disappointing taste of potential unfulfilled.

One for laying down and forgetting.
 
A thread vaguely reminiscent of Bugsy.

Single minded with overtones of look at me but without the hint of resurrected family. It does have similar chemical after notes. Also the same disappointing taste of potential unfulfilled.

One for laying down and forgetting.
You can't blame me for the aftermath of Higgsy's latest crack smoking.
 
At number one must be the 'god' virus... Spanish flu killed only 50 million. But more deadly and infectious than any other in history, faith in various sky pixies must have claimed many times more. Those already infected are usually incurable. They even argue that the Corona virus is valid evidence that God's exist!... a warning that we are not praying enough or something like that. Such are the demented minds affected by religion. Survivors of the god virus are strongly immunised. But having said that...gods work in mysterious ways apparently!
Perfectly good post I don't see what all the whining was about unless you're a bunch of bead jiggling Seventh Day Toothfairyists.
 

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