The best virus ever?

Higgs_bosun

On ROPS
On ROPs
At number one must be the 'god' virus... Spanish flu killed only 50 million. But more deadly and infectious than any other in history, faith in various sky pixies must have claimed many times more. Those already infected are usually incurable. They even argue that the Corona virus is valid evidence that God's exist!... a warning that we are not praying enough or something like that. Such are the demented minds affected by religion. Survivors of the god virus are strongly immunised. But having said that...gods work in mysterious ways apparently!
 
At number one must be the 'god' virus... Spanish flu killed only 50 million. But more deadly and infectious than any other in history, faith in various sky pixies must have claimed many times more. Those already infected are usually incurable. They even argue that the Corona virus is valid evidence that God's exist!... a warning that we are not praying enough or something like that. Such are the demented minds affected by religion. Survivors of the god virus are strongly immunised. But having said that...gods work in mysterious ways apparently!

Your posts aren't just amazing.... they're amazingly amazing......



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At number one must be the 'god' virus... Spanish flu killed only 50 million. But more deadly and infectious than any other in history, faith in various sky pixies must have claimed many times more. Those already infected are usually incurable. They even argue that the Corona virus is valid evidence that God's exist!... a warning that we are not praying enough or something like that. Such are the demented minds affected by religion. Survivors of the god virus are strongly immunised. But having said that...gods work in mysterious ways apparently!
You really are an idiot.
Socialism/communism/Nazism killed between 120 and 250 million people last century. It is still killing today.
Do you ever get anything right?
 
Any virus that effects your computer and stops you posting could be considered as the best ever.
 
There's proof that God exists in the opening post, as for once he didn't post a message that was his normal spittle-flaked Brexit lunacy.
 
At number one must be the 'god' virus... Spanish flu killed only 50 million. But more deadly and infectious than any other in history, faith in various sky pixies must have claimed many times more. Those already infected are usually incurable. They even argue that the Corona virus is valid evidence that God's exist!... a warning that we are not praying enough or something like that. Such are the demented minds affected by religion. Survivors of the god virus are strongly immunised. But having said that...gods work in mysterious ways apparently!
What the fuckingfucketyfuck!

Give your head a wobble.
 
At number one must be the 'god' virus... Spanish flu killed only 50 million. But more deadly and infectious than any other in history, faith in various sky pixies must have claimed many times more. Those already infected are usually incurable. They even argue that the Corona virus is valid evidence that God's exist!... a warning that we are not praying enough or something like that. Such are the demented minds affected by religion. Survivors of the god virus are strongly immunised. But having said that...gods work in mysterious ways apparently!
Dear @Higgs_bosun ,

I know you are more intelligent and rational than me, what with being an atheist and all that, but you are an utter fucking chod.

Yours,
Scarbrough.
 

3ToedSloth

Old-Salt
At number one must be the 'god' virus... Spanish flu killed only 50 million. But more deadly and infectious than any other in history, faith in various sky pixies must have claimed many times more. Those already infected are usually incurable. They even argue that the Corona virus is valid evidence that God's exist!... a warning that we are not praying enough or something like that. Such are the demented minds affected by religion. Survivors of the god virus are strongly immunised. But having said that...gods work in mysterious ways apparently!

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I've got a theory... Higgs_boson is actually God. Come to keep our spirits up.
Oh. I'm sliding back into a depression, thanks to that cunt, and have already visited the hardware store to acquire rope.

Thank you, @Higgs_bosun .


I had faith that God would use this crisis to make things right, and that it was the chastisement that the Blessed Virgin Mary warned of.

Now my faith has been utterly destroyed by a single post on ARRSE.
 
At number one must be the 'god' virus... Spanish flu killed only 50 million. But more deadly and infectious than any other in history, faith in various sky pixies must have claimed many times more. Those already infected are usually incurable. They even argue that the Corona virus is valid evidence that God's exist!... a warning that we are not praying enough or something like that. Such are the demented minds affected by religion. Survivors of the god virus are strongly immunised. But having said that...gods work in mysterious ways apparently!

By the way, the Blessed Virgin Mary says you're on ROPs for another month.

Sorry.
 

anglo

LE
At number one must be the 'god' virus... Spanish flu killed only 50 million. But more deadly and infectious than any other in history, faith in various sky pixies must have claimed many times more. Those already infected are usually incurable. They even argue that the Corona virus is valid evidence that God's exist!... a warning that we are not praying enough or something like that. Such are the demented minds affected by religion. Survivors of the god virus are strongly immunised. But having said that...gods work in mysterious ways apparently!
I see you're
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Fishing again
 

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