The best thing youve been told by the opposite sex

#1
What's the best thing you've ever been told by a member of the opposite sex - preferably (but not exclusively) during acts of a sexual nature.

Honest stories only!

Here's a starter from me:

Her: "No way! That really hurt!"
ES: "But you liked a finger..."
Her: "A finger's a finger and a dick's a dick!"
ES: "Sorry - I thought you were into that."
Her: "Well I have done it before but he had a really small dick"

(This was a very long time ago and bears no relation to Mrs. Ex_STAB before anyone asks!)

Over to you!
 
#3
D'you want me to swallow ?
 
#7
Post coital:

"You just lie there while I go and do your breakfast. I'll bring your tea up while it's cooking."


By hell, that was a fukcing long time ago.
 
#8
"Ha ha ha ha, I was only joking, I'm not really pregnant. I just wanted to see your face" - By the current LadyVonHarley.
 
#9
Having just jacked a gorgeous bird off with my fingers

"jesus you're better at that than i am"

Queue shortfuse moonwalking out of room firing imaginary six guns and blowing smoke from barrels....:D
 
#10
I think youre done with my pussy, but my arrse is ready.

(and no I wasnt climbing off a blokes cat)
 
#15
Hold on a minute while I make sure my coil's in right, followed by the bog is the earth closet down the bottom of the garden.

Young lady I met one night in a hostelry in Holywood, NI. Said she had her own property, didn't tell me it was a squat up the top end of the Shankill! Boy, did I run away fast in the morning! 8O
 
#18
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
I think this thread will be one of the greatest works of fiction since the novel; 'WMD and how we freed the Iraqis'.
Just because the nicest thing anyone's ever said to you is "could you pick up that bar of soap" :D
 
#19
I once got an

"Ooohh Ooooh my Uterrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuussssssssssssss!!!"
 
#20
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
I think this thread will be one of the greatest works of fiction since the novel; 'WMD and how we freed the Iraqis'.
Undoubtedly true. Bet it'll be fairly amusing mind!

Here's one from Olga "will you take me from behind?" McG........

"I don't usually do this you know..."

oh and the classic:

OM: " I can't believe you haven't had sex for three years." (This was true)
ES: "Why?"
OM: " Because you're so good at it".
ES: :D

Only spoilt by her next remark:
" Are you gay?"

:?

(Laugh? I nearly gave her a tonsillectomy!)


:D
 

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