What's the best thing you've ever been told by a member of the opposite sex - preferably (but not exclusively) during acts of a sexual nature. Honest stories only! Here's a starter from me: Her: "No way! That really hurt!" ES: "But you liked a finger..." Her: "A finger's a finger and a dick's a dick!" ES: "Sorry - I thought you were into that." Her: "Well I have done it before but he had a really small dick" (This was a very long time ago and bears no relation to Mrs. Ex_STAB before anyone asks!) Over to you!