The best thing youve been told by the opposite sex

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  1. What's the best thing you've ever been told by a member of the opposite sex - preferably (but not exclusively) during acts of a sexual nature.

    Honest stories only!

    Here's a starter from me:

    Her: "No way! That really hurt!"
    ES: "But you liked a finger..."
    Her: "A finger's a finger and a dick's a dick!"
    ES: "Sorry - I thought you were into that."
    Her: "Well I have done it before but he had a really small dick"

    (This was a very long time ago and bears no relation to Mrs. Ex_STAB before anyone asks!)

    Over to you!
  2. "i've seen smaller!"
    "go on then"
    "you're stunning" (only ever happened in a dark nightclub)
  3. D'you want me to swallow ?
  4. You're better than your mate!

    Can you do me up the bum!
  5. "I see your dad taught you everything he knows"

    Could be considered a bad thing if its said by your mum.
  6. You look like Sean Connery
  7. Post coital:

    "You just lie there while I go and do your breakfast. I'll bring your tea up while it's cooking."

    By hell, that was a fukcing long time ago.
  8. "Ha ha ha ha, I was only joking, I'm not really pregnant. I just wanted to see your face" - By the current LadyVonHarley.
  9. Having just jacked a gorgeous bird off with my fingers

    "jesus you're better at that than i am"

    Queue shortfuse moonwalking out of room firing imaginary six guns and blowing smoke from barrels....:D
  10. I think youre done with my pussy, but my arrse is ready.

    (and no I wasnt climbing off a blokes cat)
  11. "fu.....u.......u.........u.....uuuuuuuuuuuuck" - but it was all in the delivery, really :D
  12. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    "Never mind the drinks, just come home and do me. You don't have to stay afterwards"
  13. I think this thread will be one of the greatest works of fiction since the novel; 'WMD and how we freed the Iraqis'.
  14. Hold on a minute while I make sure my coil's in right, followed by the bog is the earth closet down the bottom of the garden.

    Young lady I met one night in a hostelry in Holywood, NI. Said she had her own property, didn't tell me it was a squat up the top end of the Shankill! Boy, did I run away fast in the morning! 8O