Three guys, English, Irish and a Scot went for a drink. Jack said. We'll go to the King's Head, they always give you the first drink on the house." The other two thought that was a really nice welcome and Jock followed it up with. "That's good, but when you go into my local, The Claymore, you get the first two drinks paid for by the landlord." Shaun said. "Pretty good, however, there's a pub called The Shamrock, you can drink as much as you want, all night, then, you get laid, all for free." The other two were gob smacked and asked. "Did this happen to you then?" Paddy replied. "No..but it happened to my sister,"