The Best of the Best Military Puns

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Signallers, Jun 18, 2013.

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  1. Signallers

    Signallers Book Reviewer

    Those who wear sleeveless shirts like to defend the right to bare arms.
  2. Nice one. That's so funny I just curled one off in my boxers.

    Ha ha ha! Oh, lord have mercy.
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  3. Chips, brisket and peas.
  4. Nice to have the pleasure of your company ;-)
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  5. Where does Saddam Hussein keep his CDs?
    In Iraq (a rack) HAHAHhhaaaa!!

    Geddit? A... Rack, Iraq ha!
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  6. mercurydancer

    mercurydancer LE Book Reviewer

    Why do I now have the urge to self harm?
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  7. One can but hope you're better at your day job. :)
  8. Ah ahaha ha ha... stoppit.

    When does Saddam have his ha ha ha di.. ha ha.. dinner...

    When ha ha ho ha Tariq Aziz... geddit?

    ah ah ha ha ha !!!

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  9. At 142 posts in 3 years, I think you've just peaked.
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  10. Something about it's a Bag dad........can't be arsed trying to remember, it's shit.
  11. Did you hear about the woman who was shagged by 24 soldiers?

    It was platoonic.

    Yeah fuck you too.
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  12. How much would it cost for the pleasure of my company?
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  13. I was in Baghdad before you were in ur Dads was shit when I heard it then and it's still shit now
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  14. I was in the army so many years ago, Chieftain was a rank not a tank
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