The Best of the Best Military Puns

Signallers

Old-Salt
Book Reviewer
#1
Those who wear sleeveless shirts like to defend the right to bare arms.
 
#2
Nice one. That's so funny I just curled one off in my boxers.

Ha ha ha! Oh, lord have mercy.
 

mercurydancer

LE
Book Reviewer
#7
Why do I now have the urge to self harm?
 
#8
Where does Saddam Hussein keep his CDs?
In Iraq (a rack) HAHAHhhaaaa!!

Geddit? A... Rack, Iraq ha!
One can but hope you're better at your day job. :)
 
#12
Did you hear about the woman who was shagged by 24 soldiers?

It was platoonic.

Yeah fuck you too.
 
#14
I was in Baghdad before you were in ur Dads Bag........it was shit when I heard it then and it's still shit now
 
#16
I was an Artist when I joined, I was told not to by the RSM because I kept drawing fire.

I survived Mustard Gas and Pepper spray and became a seasoned veteran.

it was a bit later when I got my Arms shot off, but I Shouldered on anyway.
 
#19
Why aren't there any painkillers in the Med Centre?
'Cos the Paras ate 'em all.
Boom Boom!
 

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