Just as a few people say (in the Coldstream guards to go thread) that the Guards is full of Bullshit and a few Guards turn to say it's actually discipline (which I agree with), what's the most stupid bullshit you've known a Regt or Unit to do? Please not that Regimental traditions and punishments are NOT to be included, this is for stuff that's made up by RSM's and the like to big themselves up before they get pushed out. It's my train set and I want to play with it until it breaks! Keogh Bks, 1996 - Having to watch 2 Sgt's getting abused for not marching together, side by side, on their way to a class. Then the next day watching a class of about 15 Sgt's & S/Sgt's being marched around by a fucking Cpl! The fat Welsh RSM telling everyman and his dog that there are "2 Ways around this camp, you can march or you can run"!