The Best News Headline Ever?

#4
Can i submit 4 of my favourite old headlines?

Well, I will anyway:

- 'Supercaligoballisticcelticareatrocious' when Inverness Caledonian thistle beat Celtic.
- 'Who's Boris given a pearl necklace to now?' over Boris giving some jewellery to a mistress.
- 'Those who live in crass houses shouldn't stow thrones' The Beckhams when they were arguing about where to put their wedding thrones.
- 'Lulua gets Malari-aria' when the footballer got malaria they decided to take the piss out of his name.
 
#5
#8
My fave was the one after Pedro Diniz (F1 driver) had fuel sprayed all over his motor by a mong who couldn't connect the fuel line properly. It touched his exhaust and the entire car went up in a 2-second pitstop fireball.

The headline from The Sun? DINIZ IN THE OVEN.
 
#10
The Sun ran with -THE SHIT HITS THE FAN- when Eric Cantona booted somebody in the stands.
 

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