The Best Hand Job

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  1. Paddy is walking along Beach road in Pattaya one night and a very gorgeous girl catches his eye.

    He strikes up a conversation with her, and quickly discovers that she is one of those "exclusive" ladies-of-the-night.

    "How much do you charge?", asks Paddy

    Su replies, "It starts at 500 Baht for a hand-job."

    Paddy says, "500 Baht for a hand-job? No hand-job is worth that kind of money!"

    With a saucy flick of her eyelashes, Su says, "Do you see that Su Restaurant on the corner?"

    Yes."

    "Do you see the next Su’s about another block further down?"

    "Yes."

    "And beyond that, do you see the third Su's, just by the side of the old cinema?"

    "Yes."

    "Well," says Su, smiling invitingly, "I own those.

    And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth 500 Baht."

    Paddy then exclaims, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try."

    They retire to the nearby Marriott Hotel.

    A short time later, Paddy is sitting on the bed realising that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of 500 Baht.

    He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is 1,000 Baht?"

    Su replies, "2000 Baht."

    I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!"

    Su then says, while signalling Paddy to come closer to her.

    "Come closer to this window, big boy. Do you see that bank just across the junction to Walking Street?

    I own that bank outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every Sittang of 2000 Baht !"

    And poor Paddy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off his intended new mobile phone and says, "Give it to me !!!"

    Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before.

    Paddy can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth.

    He decides to dip into what else he may have left with him for one more glorious and unforgettable experience.

    He then asks Su, "How much for some pussy?"

    Su replies, "Come over here to this other window, I want to show you something.

    Do you see how the whole city of Pattaya is laid out before us ..... all those beautiful lights, banks .... corporate offices .... business houses ..... and big-&-small shops and places?"

    "Wowwww !!" Paddy shouts out in awe, "You own the whole city??"

    "No," Su replies, "but I would if I had a pussy!