The Best Engine

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by JoeCivvie, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A notable gynaecologist once said,

    "The best engine in the world is the vagina.

    It can be started with one finger.

    It is self-lubricating.

    It takes any size piston.

    And it changes its own oil every four weeks.

    It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental."
     
  2. Ohohohohoho