The best analysis of Piers Morgan I have yet come across.

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bang on the money.
 
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#5
Do not make me search for it. I'm tired and fractious.
Link works missy. It is not old either, a response to Morgan's "interview" of Tommy Robinson recently.
 
#6
I don't particularly like him. In fact, I probably pay him no attention whatsoever. However, he does seem to be one of the go-to people when someone needs to make a rather lazy point in order to establish their own right-on credentials. Ann Widdecombe is another one.
 
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Link works missy. It is not old either, a response to Morgan's "interview" of Tommy Robinson recently.
Like yesterday morning? As recent as that?

My body might be f*cked, but my head isn't. Yet.
 
#11
Touchy.

Piers is the ultimate cretin, though.
Ooh, he called you a naughty. The man who gets the news 2 days later.

Are you having that?
 
#12
I can do an accurate assessment in four letters, just one vowel three consonants. Rhymes with a form of kick.

Anybody improve on that?
 
#13
Ooh, he called you a naughty. The man who gets the news 2 days later.

Are you having that?
I might use some coloured font on him soon; that'll have him spitting his weak tea out in rage.

In line with some of the other threads I've seen from earlier, I think we need a 'ooooo....handbags' button.
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#14
bang on the money.
It takes him five minutes and seventeen seconds to say what most of us can adequately convey in six words: "Piers Morgan is a cunting twatferret."

I'm impressed.
 
#15
I might use some coloured font on him soon; that'll have him spitting his weak tea out in rage.
By this time of night most people have necked a bottle of shiraz with a bottle of whisky as a chaser. There's no point.
 
#16
Ooh, he called you a naughty. The man who gets the news 2 days later.

Are you having that?
Don't be silly it is not about the news so much as Gad Saad's take on it.
 
#17
Don't be silly it is not about the news so much as Gad Saad's take on it.
I haven't watched it, because it's shit and I never click on links from here.

I think you're about 20 bottles of booze away from my pissedness though.

Eisburg? Chink chink.
 
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It takes him five minutes and seventeen seconds to say what most of us can adequately convey in six words: "Piers Morgan is a cunting twatferret."

I'm impressed.
Easy enough to do, but he does a good job of explaining why he is a twatferret, I haven't forgotten this either...
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White terrorist oppresses innocent brown person....not.
 
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I haven't watched it, because it's shit and I never click on links from here.

I think you're about 20 bottles of booze away from my pissedness though.

Eisburg? Chink chink.
On my 4th bottle of henry westons 8.2% cider over lots of ice, not pissed yet but pleasantly buzzing.
 
#20
On my 4th bottle of henry westons 8.2% cider over lots of ice, not pissed yet but pleasantly buzzing.
It's right about now that you should turn the internet off. Trust me.
 

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