The Bear

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by YANK60, Oct 23, 2009.

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  1. On the Discovey Channel we've had this survivalist program for the last couple years called "Man Vs Wild" with this guy called "Bear" Grylls who claims to be former British SF. Is this true, and does anyone here remember serving with him?
     
  2. Was afraid that would happen. Should have known.
     
  3. But then you are a septic aren't you.
     
  4. And fcuking late as usual. :wink:
     
  5. So are you going to follow me from thread to thread now? My own private little internet stalker? Fine, but let's get one thing straight from the outset: No, you can't suck my c*ck.
     
  6. It's so small,it's not worth sucking.
     
  7. And you know this how? So...you only suck big c*cks? :?
     
  8. Far be it from me to get in the way of to big gayers cockjousting, but.

    I think you'll find Bear was the 8047th man threw the window on the balcony!

    My mate said he saw him there, cos he was 8046th.

    Yours Veg
     
  9. Some of the biggest koks I've ever met were septic ones.
     
  10. and your gag-reflex has never been the same again. 8O :lol:
     
  11. I don't have a gag reflex.
     
  12. Lucky you, my bird over here gags like a diesel generator starting up when I fill her throat with tube steak.
     
  13. Sgt.Slingsby

    Sgt.Slingsby War Hero Good Egg (charities)

    There is only one "The Bear" - just thought I'd mention that :wink: