The BBC want to pay me 18 million!!!

#1
And I haven't had a licence in years!!!

ATTN: RECIPIENT,


THE BBC FINANCE DEPARTMENT HAVE PAYED YOUR FUNDS OF £18,000,000.00 (EIGHTEEN
MILLION POUNDS STERLING) TO YOU WITH YOUR REFERENCE NO: 90542282 TO COLLECT
YOUR FUNDS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.YOU NEED TO CONFIRM YOUR INFORMATION BELOW SO
THAT WE CAN ABLE TO SEND YOUR FUNDS TO YOU IN YOUR COUNTRY:

FULL NAME:
CONTACT ADDRESS:
GENDER :
OCCUPATION:
PHONE NO:
COUNTRY:

YOU WILL CONTACT THE BBC FINANCE DEPARTMENT UK THROUGH OUR EMAIL
ADDRESS:(bbcdepartmentfinance@yahoo.cn) TO COLLECT YOUR FUNDS AS SOON AS
POSSIBLE.

WE NEED YOUR URGENT REPLY TO RECEIVE YOUR FUNDS TODAY.

YOUR FAITHFULLY,
DR HELEN COLE
MANAGING DIRECTOR
BBC FINANCE DEPARTMENT
UNITED KINGDOM
0845 838 1815 (UK Local Rate)
+44 7024084948(From Outside UK)
Wow... lucky or what.
 

TheIronDuke

ADC
Book Reviewer
#4
I've always liked you chockie frog. We could move away somewhere hot and peaceful.
Hi cupcakes. I am almost out of blue Nyrex gloves. If you could drop a couple of boxes round that would be fab. Foul Old Willaim is usually about the place if you shout, but if he is busy just drop them inside the door of the boot room. And some 5ml disposable syringes would be handy?

Laters dear.
 
#5
I've always liked you chockie frog. We could move away somewhere hot and peaceful.
That we could jarrod but I am not sure if they're going buy that I am 'The Lord Tablet Dispenser', living at 29a Acacia Road, manly bloke with an occupation of 'professional pornography student, phone number 06969 696969 from Spoonland.

All from a hotmail account recently invented and discarded :D
 

TheIronDuke

ADC
Book Reviewer
#6
That we could jarrod but I am not sure if they're going buy that I am 'The Lord Tablet Dispenser', living at 29a Acacia Road, manly bloke with an occupation of 'professional pornography student, phone number 06969 696969 from Spoonland.

All from a hotmail account recently invented and discarded :D
Be quiet Chocolate Boy. Important people are discussing logistics and nicking shit off of the NHS.
 
#7
Tell them to fuck off and shoot some public sector workers, and throw a racial slur into the mix.
 

jarrod248

LE
Gallery Guru
#8
Hi cupcakes. I am almost out of blue Nyrex gloves. If you could drop a couple of boxes round that would be fab. Foul Old Willaim is usually about the place if you shout, but if he is busy just drop them inside the door of the boot room. And some 5ml disposable syringes would be handy?

Laters dear.
Get you as many as you want, nobody likes the blue gloves.
 
#9
It's because they think your brown and french. You would fill 20% of their ethnic diversity remit.
 

jarrod248

LE
Gallery Guru
#11
That we could jarrod but I am not sure if they're going buy that I am 'The Lord Tablet Dispenser', living at 29a Acacia Road, manly bloke with an occupation of 'professional pornography student, phone number 06969 696969 from Spoonland.

All from a hotmail account recently invented and discarded :D
We can do hugs and eat quiche for the rest of our days. Far east works for me.
 

Legs

ADC
Book Reviewer
#18
And I haven't had a licence in years!!!

ATTN: RECIPIENT,


THE BBC FINANCE DEPARTMENT HAVE PAYED YOUR FUNDS OF £18,000,000.00 (EIGHTEEN
MILLION POUNDS STERLING) TO YOU WITH YOUR REFERENCE NO: 90542282 TO COLLECT
YOUR FUNDS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.YOU NEED TO CONFIRM YOUR INFORMATION BELOW SO
THAT WE CAN ABLE TO SEND YOUR FUNDS TO YOU IN YOUR COUNTRY:

FULL NAME:
CONTACT ADDRESS:
GENDER :
OCCUPATION:
PHONE NO:
COUNTRY:

YOU WILL CONTACT THE BBC FINANCE DEPARTMENT UK THROUGH OUR EMAIL
ADDRESS:(bbcdepartmentfinance@yahoo.cn) TO COLLECT YOUR FUNDS AS SOON AS
POSSIBLE.

WE NEED YOUR URGENT REPLY TO RECEIVE YOUR FUNDS TODAY.

YOUR FAITHFULLY,
DR HELEN COLE
MANAGING DIRECTOR
BBC FINANCE DEPARTMENT
UNITED KINGDOM
0845 838 1815 (UK Local Rate)
+44 7024084948(From Outside UK)
Wow... lucky or what.
You are Jeremy Clarkson and I claim my own reasonably priced car.
 

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