This is a transcript of a dossier about Saddam Hussain released by BBC radio 4 IRAQS WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION The final cut and paste was made by Janet Ellis, former Blue Peter presenter. WARNING - this dossier may contain traces of nuts. Saddam Hussein is the "Thief of Baghdad and he ate my hamster. He also has 'eyes like glowing coals'. Saddam has a significant number of antihistamine devices. There is also evidence from a report by Dynarod on our front drain "conclusive evidence of obstruction and hidden deposits. May contain traces of gelling agent - store in a cool dark place. Homeopathic weapons of mass destruction. Use only as directed. Stop use if irritation develops. Saddam Hussein has a castor oil plant in his living room -- he may use washing up liquid bottles as missile launchers. A search for weapons of mass destruction turned up a used canister of Atrixo it contained an Active Complex. There where 15 spoons in total. The chemicals are to be launched using a Supergun. This is made from an old kitchen foil tube, thrust into a hillside, and secured with sticky tape.