The BBC knew all along

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This is a transcript of a dossier about Saddam Hussain released by BBC radio 4

IRAQ’S WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION

The final cut and paste was made by Janet Ellis, former Blue Peter presenter.

WARNING - this dossier may contain traces of nuts.

Saddam Hussein is the "Thief of Baghdad and he ate my hamster. He also has 'eyes like glowing coals'.

Saddam has a significant number of antihistamine devices. There is also evidence from a report by Dynarod on our front drain "conclusive evidence of obstruction and hidden deposits.  May contain traces of gelling agent - store in a cool dark place.

Homeopathic weapons of mass destruction. Use only as directed.  Stop use if irritation develops.  Saddam Hussein has a castor oil plant in his living room -- he may use washing up liquid bottles as missile launchers.  A search for weapons of mass destruction turned up a used canister of Atrixo it contained an Active Complex.

There where 15 spoons in total.  The chemicals are to be launched using a Supergun. This is made from an old kitchen foil tube, thrust into a hillside, and secured with sticky tape.

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Always liked her  ;D
 

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