I once read a mutual acquaintance's friend dripping on on Facebook about his 'guilt' over moving away from his working-class roots. It was comedy gold. He went on about his great job in IT, getting his kids into a good postcode area for schools, and having to leave behind the people from his past (whom he would never forget...).Unless they’re Islington socialists.
I wrote that and realised the Islington socialists would be insulted to be regarded as middle class. They all proper toffs.
It was comedy gold. I couldn't have parodied it better.
The obvious solution, of course, would have been to move back to the hole he came from and share his wealth with those around him. But...