Don’t forget the input from that massively respected sage of the House, the foetus also known as Nadia Whittome, Labour MP for Nottingham East, who has called for the resignation of Matt Hancock. That’s it then, game over and taxi for Hancock!
Stop it. She was putting her life on the line to look after people in care homes, you know.
I mean, at one stage it was like those guys sweeping the stuff off the roof at Chernobyl, but without the masks and everything.
Old people were exploding and covering people with covid-ebola and that, and she was like, right there with all the other working-class people who were there because - get this - the Tories had, like wired the door handles to the mains so that they couldn't get out, right.
Some people were like immediately so ill they were bursting into flames and at the same time and everything the Tories were waving through the windows while burning wads of cash and giving v-signs and pretend coughing and laughing and it was, like, really horrible.
And after that right, right, the, like evil care home operators, who were, like, only in it for the money and rinsing the poor and everything and are in it with the Tories and everything sacked her for telling the truth.