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The BBC: are claims of political bias justified? Part 2.

Themanwho

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Book Reviewer
Might be now, but not always so

OG or KF?

Light weights?

Dessie combats?

Beanie hat?

As for seasons, pully order or shirt sleeves?
Not forgetting windproof/para smock/junglies...
 

Grownup_Rafbrat

LE
Book Reviewer
Might be now, but not always so

OG or KF?

Light weights?

Dessie combats?

Beanie hat?

As for seasons, pully order or shirt sleeves?
Perhaps we should address our fashion choices to Mess Dress? Waistcoats, sashes, lapel facings, cummerbunds - yes or no, and in what range of colours?

Or indeed trousers? Stripes down the side or not? And what colour?

Plus, the military gentlefolk always outshine the lady attendees at passing out parades, whatever the season!
 

MoleBath

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Book Reviewer
ADD:

Practical Hippo Keeping for beginners by Lenny Henry

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The calculus of political victimology:

Woman trumps man
LGBTQ etc trumps straight
Left trumps right
Immigrant trumps born here
Illegal immigrant trumps everything
Black* trumps white
Perv trumps vanilla
Cripple trumps able bodied
Muslim trumps Christian
Hindu trumps Christian
Muslim trumps Hindu
Mong trumps normal
Don't fcuk with the Sikhs

Now enter of these into a big, scary maths equation, with a cube function to be applied to whatever is at the front of the zeitgeist, , and you get:

Transvestite Man who wants his cock chopped off trumps Black, feminist, lesbian Labour MP of Muslim heritage with a wheelchair, unless she's an illegal immigrant. Or a Sikh.





*Other shades applicable on a sliding scale - kinda
**
Way, way, way too many trumps without a single solitary Grrr in that post for many contributors to this site. Show again with more anti-trump venom.
 

Grownup_Rafbrat

LE
Book Reviewer
Are there any spelling errors in your post?

Just checking as it works either way.
I said what I meant
And I meant what I said.
And I spelled it correctly.

With apologies to The Queen of Hearts and Lewis Carroll
 

Themanwho

LE
Book Reviewer

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