The Bathing of Husband and Wife together

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  1. Could you expand upon the phrase "those whom your right hand possesses". Does this mean my chronic self-abuse fetish is allowed, or do I have to keep my eyes closed. Is it OK to look in a mirror when throwing one off the wrist?

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  2. I am flashing at Allah whilst wanking over a picture of Mohammed as I type. It requires some dexterity but I want to make a firm stand against this sort of tosh...
     
  3. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    Hey great, thanks for that a really interesting read. Now can you point out the bit where is says its ok to marry a child and then tell me with a straight face that you personally approve of paedophilia. Oh and if you can give me your contact details so I can pass them on to CEOP I'd be oblidged.
     
  4. Do they have to be husband and wife to each other, of can they be someone elses?
     
  5. I notice spelling and punctuation is Haraam as well it seems.

    Mohammed Bear is not happy.
     
  6. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    Because she's a woman and made from adams rib and therefore lesser than a man. I reckon this part of the religions of the book is based on an alien cloning myth.
     
  7. I foolishly clicked on the link hoping to see soapy titties. When I clocked the 'islam' part of the web address, I coughed up bile and thought 'You dirty Paki *****'. That is all.
     
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  8. Sometimes you just have to take a stand...and then manipulate it until the baldy man cries.

    If I have offended one Muslim by this statement then is that so bad? After all they don't give a toss about us?
     
  9. What Frank said. I'm not interested in how the Mad Mullahs pleasure themselves unless its got pictures.