Roll up, roll up. Whilst rummaging through what is left of my house that Toppers hasn't already tried to get rid of on here, I came across my (now flat and bereft of helium) Barbie Balloon that Beebs bought for me at the Gathering of 64. It is bereft of helium because ManchesterCop and Calypso thought it would be incredibly funny to deflate it and make their voices a little bit deeper. Tops will put some photos on later (I will hold his dog as ransom until he does it) and I know it may not sound interesting, but it is a Genuine Piece of ARRSE History, unlike Stabtiffy's pants which get ripped off him every year and either me or Liz The Nurse keep them (mate, them ones from 2005 must be proper stinking by now - the ones I got this year were fresh and they are trying to escape from the noticeboard already). More stuff to follow and once again, all proceeds to Spanish Dave and MDN's Slush Fund.