The bar has closed (officially)

The question is for this board. What as a current or ex member of the otc did you get up to when the bar had official closed, but was actually still quite open.

Remember the rules guys, no unit mentions or names, just stories, anecdotes and other funny stuff.
Usuall off to La Scandales nightclub (now sadly closed) with Maj "Chill" or some other dodgy place with sawdust on the floor whose name I can't remember.
Fuzzy Ducks was the place to go on a Wednesday night after "training".  DTM (Down Town Manhattans was definitely not unless you were really pissed. Sweat used to drip off the walls.
No ones posted on here for a while so I thought I would get it to the top of the board. I can't believe there aren't thousands of great stories. We had nothing but fun that would make the Army board weep as a lot of it was done in uniform.
and i thought this board would take off.................. thanx G_S
Of course G_S, the thought occurred to you that it is August, and the OTCs are all out? And that most of the OCdts are flipping burgers and not shagging burds/soldiering on?  8)
Granted Woopert it didn’t occur to me that the long vacation was on. I plum forgot what holidays are. (See gunners on tour again). Don’t mind though because we have been getting the odd OTC chick coming to visit one of the Regts nearby and that’s what spurred me into writing ah all those memories came flooding back. Guns Camp, Southern Craftsman, White Lightning, King George IV what places to pull or cement a fine relationship.

Besides there are hundreds upon hundreds of ex-OTC current military who surly all can’t be on leave.

If they are what Regt/Bn? and have you got any spaces for passed over 2nd Lt.  
Three months off is quite a pain, money does not go very far these days.
The amount of regular/ta courses being run by my unit does beg the question are you not knee deep in officer cadets at your unit's??
Drink until midnight. Off down to Clatty Pat's (still in uniform usually) for the Student Nurse's Night. Pull nurse. Spend night in nurse's flat. Be forced to attend first lecture in morning still dressed in boots and Lt Wts, poorly disguised with denim shirt borrowed from nurse's chubby flatmate (or nurse herself if standards had slipped...).

Ring any bells?
Ah Clatty pats - a true meat market if ever there was one! Fond memories....... ;D

Can't beat a good student nurses night  ;D ;D

When were u at G&SUOTC Super Slime??
Nothing worse than someone from the People's Republic of Jockistan claiming asylum in the south and then reminiscing about the fat birds they shagged and the cheap and nasty beer they drunk. If only you had been good enough to join the biggest OTC and the best then it would have been champagne-flavoured tits at Stringfellows all round. C'est la vie!

When I was there the NHS trusts were going through lots of changes in "Branding"- this meant that if you worked it right you could pull a nurse with at least 4 different uniforms etc. :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :D

Anyway, who needs saggy over priced stringfellow tits when you can get a good pair of pert nuse ones for free  (well for the price of a few beers anyway...... ;D :p :p ;D)
Slightly above the waist story but a then-recently commissioned oppo of mine got so pissed at an OTC dinner, he shouted "fascist" and "murderer" at the guest speaker (a field marshal).  

After being dragged out of the room and his place setting and chair being cleared in double quick time, he was marched into the CO the next morning, just in time to sign his resignation letter and hand his kit in on the way out !

Beware the demon drink.
wot about a "now crab" being caught by the co shagging a mp`s daughter on camp! what a way leave the corps :-[

  Just relaying the story, not either person in question.

ps all u lot need to learn from the good ole boys from N.I.

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