A man sat down at a bar and told the barman, "I bet you three hundred quid that I can piss into that cup all the way over there on the other side of the bar and not miss a single drop." The bartender said, "There's no way you can do that. Sure, I'll bet you three hundred quid." The man then unzips his flies and begins to piss. He starts pissing all over the bar, spraying on the bottles and the barman, not making a single drop in the cup. The barman starts smiling and laughing and says, "That's it, you owe me three hundred quid." The man then gets up and walks over to the pool table and starts laughing and shaking hands with the men standing there. He walks back to bar, sits down and starts laughing at the barman and hands him the money. The barman asks, "Why are you laughing? You just lost the bet." The man said, "I'm laughing because I bet those guys over there a grand that I could piss all over you and your bar and you would still be laughing when I was done."