Gosh. Who saw that coming? Its a bank holiday. Joy. Muppets deciding they will try driving on a MOTORWAY. Garden centres with special offers. Attractions where the kids can scream. Pubs full of part time drinkers. Chavs stabbing anyone stupid enough not to agree that their sister really could have been on Britain's Got Talent and general wandering nutters with far to much access to drink and drugs. Stay at home. Check. Starve the dog since last Wednesday. Check Pray for Tuesday morning at 6 bells and a return to normality. Check.