The Banana Splits Comp - Umpires deecision

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Santa_Sunday, Dec 30, 2005.

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  1. Right - PACK IT IN. ALL OF YOU.

    Stop squabbling.............

    The competition committee has sat. The CORRECT name of the elephant WAS Snorky, NOT Snorkel.

    I missed it when I read Cpl's answer, but seen as a I have already despatced a bottle of Lynx shower gel to Cpl, the result MUST STAND...
  2. i want my prize

  3. Cpl

    When you recieve it can you send it to the rightful winner??

  4. SS, As previously posted, the name was Snork ! I demend either the shower gel to go with the other 37 that I got for XMas, or a night of no holds barred passion with Mrs SS when you are away in The Stan next year
  5. Sparky,

    Don't take it so hard...

    I got my usually bottle of Halford's Screen Wash of the mother-in-law this year......... Consider it yours as a 'consolation' prize
  6. Guru, Read 'em 'n' weep, mate


    As pointed put earlier, the shortened version of 'Snork' was only used to fit the song
  7. Guru,

    Luckily for me i will be going no where near the Stan next year or the years after that, thank fcuk

    Santa, thanks for clearing up the confusion for Guru and i am looking forward to recieving my bottle of screen wash, does it mix well with Tonic water??


  8. So, I have been diddled out of a shower gel. Well shame on you.

    Never mind. Merry Xmas one and all.
  9. I once diddled IN Santa Sundays shower Gel
  10. Whale,

    Did you get all 4 too...??

    If so, I have a box of Orange Matchmakers with your name written all over them.
  11. Whoah! I LOVE orange matchmakers! Gimme gimme gimme!

    Check the thread - I got a good answer!
  12. God loves a winner..........!! ( Cross yourself..!!)

    Santa Sunday declares Whale as runner up..!!