The Ballerina

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by oldflyboy, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A biker chick is in a bar drinking a pint of beer.
    Every time she lifts the glass to her mouth, she reveals a mass of tangled hair in her armpit.
    A drunk further along the bar watches entranced at the sight and eventually tells the barman "Send that ballerina a pint".
    "What the hell makes you think she's a ballerina," asks the barman.
    The drunk looks at him and replies, "Anyone who can lift her f*cking leg that high can only be a ballerina."