The bad blow job.

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  1. I was thinking about blow jobs and it occurred to me that whilst some were better than others I couldn't really recall a bad one.

    Is there such a thing as a bad blow job? How bad could it be?

    Am I mistaken or is this even a possibility?

    :?
     
  2. There is such a thing, it involves lots of teeth,
    but once youve got them there, they can be educated
     
  3. You must be a Para
     
  4. There's the one where you get caught in your car by the Police - that was a bad one! :wink:
     
  5. try the she has braces and you get caught up in em scenario!!Thats bad!!
     
  6. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    Nothing wrong with a bit ot gnawing,
     
  7. Depends how you would feel if some hairy arsed biker had his lips round your bellend.

    Is it just a bad situation or a bad blowjob? Of course this viewpoint doesn't apply to Jarrod.
     
  8. Well id say there is such a thing as a bad one.............. A mate of mines got a BJ from a lass at a party we were at, i could hear him screaming all the way up the stairs...................... Chomping her teeth onto the poor lad............ Ouchy!!!
     
  9. Teath == bad

    trying to stick your toung down my japs eye == very bad

    pullimg out at the last moment == very very bad, unless it's to catch my gift in the eye, up the nose or in the mouth. Gargling is optional.
     
  10. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    when she gets her tongue bar caught in his Prince albert and have to call the fire brigade I guess thats a bad day :)
     
  11. Nothing that a ball pein hammer won't sort.
     
  12. Doesnt go down to well when you try to return the gift! :wink:

    Dont know why you lot get so mardy,its just come out of you,nothing wrong with trying to put it back!
     
  13. "No, no, Mary Ellen! Suck, blow is just an expression!"
     
  14. Off a Doberman on heat.
     
  15. You try snow balling me wench, you get a mouth full of sick......................I gave it to you, I don't want it back :lol: