The Australian Approach

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by maccabonga, Mar 12, 2012.

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  1. A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job.

    The manager asked 'Do you have any sales experience?'

    The young man answered 'Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Dubbo.'

    The manager liked the Aussie so he gave him the job.

    His first day was challenging and busy, but he got through it.

    After the store was locked up, the manager came down and asked,

    'OK, so how many sales did you make today?'

    The Aussie said 'One!'

    The manager groaned and continued, 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?'

    '£124,237.64p', replied the Aussie.

    The manager choked and exclaimed £124,237.64!! What the hell did you sell him?'

    'Well, first I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook and then I sold him a new fishing rod.'

    'Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he would need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-engine Power Cat.'

    'Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to car sales and I sold him a 4x4.

    The manager, incredulous, said, 'You mean to tell me...a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a 4x4?'

    'No, no, no... he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his lady friend and I said...

    ' Well mate, since your weekend's buggered, you might as well go fishing.'
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  3. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    An oldie but an oldie.....
  4. The NZ version is a lot shorter he just sells him a sheep!
    Boom tish.
  5. A paki died and was waiting at the pearly gates, St Peter said "Yes can I help you?" the Paki said "I have come for Jesus" to which St Peter turned round and shouted... "TAXI FOR JESUS"

    Well I thought as we are bringing out the old ones!!!
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