The Auction

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  1. Wife : "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars."

    Husband : "How about the ones like mine?"

    Wife : "Those they gave away."

    Husband : "I had a dream too...I dreamt they were auctioning off pussies. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand."

    Wife : "And how much for the ones like mine?"

    Husband : "That's where they held the auction."