Yeah I know, under normal circumstances, we'd have a 'pool' of people and we make bets on who's going to shuffle off their mortal coil within a given time period. This one's a little bit simpler. According to the pundits, Mr Assange is going to come to an unfortunate end one way or another, and we've got a reasonable idea that it might be quite soon. This thread is about how we reckon he's going to 'get it'. There's a few obvious ones to vote on as a starting point, but if you've got a better or more creative end that you think he will meet, do post. We have for reference material the following to aid our imagination: Doctor Harold Shipman. Upset a lot of people. Lifted himself 5ft off the deck without a chair and hung himself. Doctor David Kelly. Upset a few people. Did the worst hacking job in history, bled to death from a pin-prick to is ickle finger or something. Roberto Calvi. God's (and allegedly the Mafia's) banker. Upset some people. Flew himself from Rome to Blackfriar's Bridge in London just to hang himself. To be fair, it's a beautiful spot. John F. Kennedy. Upset a few people. Shot himself in the head remotely from three different places using mind control. Alexandre Litvinenko. Upset a few people. Leaked out through his anus. aaaaaand the list goes on.