My take on 'the art of war' is fighting uphill, at night, in a wood, at the join of four maps in NBC black carrying an 84mm whilst it is peeing down - anyone care to better that? Sun Tu - you had it easy!
You should try not being able to get out of your NBC proof box body to see the light of day because your O.C. would see that you're in your Bermuda shorts and flip-flops in the middle of January! :D

Now that's NAILS!