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The arrsers poem

#1
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too:
If you can walt and hate mongs for walting,
Or, being lied about, just make up more lies,
Or being hated give way to childish jokes about peoples mothers,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;

If you can dream---then you are a walter;
If you can think---why are you here?,
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same:.
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
your life criticised by a bunch of fools;

If you can make one heap of all your opinions
And risk it on one racist remark,
And lose, and start again with a new user account,
And never breathe a word about your old one:
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To stay awake until 4am arguing with tossers about the positioning of a capbadge,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

If you can talk with crowds and you have no virtue,
Or walt like a king---even though you have the common touch,
If every ****** on this site hates you,
If they all flame you, but none too much:
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of bullshit typed,
Yours is the Forum and everything that's in it,
And---which is more---you'll be an Arrser, my son!
 
#4
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too:
If you can walt and hate mongs for walting,
Or, being lied about, just make up more lies,
Or being hated give way to childish jokes about peoples mothers,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;

If you can dream---then you are a walter;
If you can think---why are you here?,
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same:.
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
your life criticised by a bunch of fools;

If you can make one heap of all your opinions
And risk it on one racist remark,
And lose, and start again with a new user account,
And never breathe a word about your old one:
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To stay awake until 4am arguing with tossers about the positioning of a capbadge,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

If you can talk with crowds and you have no virtue,
Or walt like a king---even though you have the common touch,
If every ****** on this site hates you,
If they all flame you, but none too much:
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of bullshit typed,
Yours is the Forum and everything that's in it,
And---which is more---you'll be an Arrser, my son!
**** off ****.
 
#9
there once was a rabbi named keith
who curcumsized men with his teeth
it wasn't for pleasure nor sexual treasure
but to get to the cheese underneath


now theres a poem (albeit misspelt in places)
 
#11
"Before i'd touch a square bitch's slit, I'd suck a thousand clappy pricks and swim through liquid shit, They got green puke between their rotten toes, and snot runs from their funky nose, I hope square bitches become syphiliitic wrecks, I hope they fall through their own assholes and break their mother-******* necks."

--Iceberg Slim

Now thats poetry.
 

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