The Arrse Shop - Advertising Slogans


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OK guys, the competition for the name for the Arrse shop is going well, but in true marketing style we need some catchy phrases to attract the mugs (oops; sorry, customers) to buy from the shop.

How about:

To be noticed - look after your Arrse

Never mind the quality, feel your Arrse (Mainly for the QAs out there)

If you can't be Arrsed then you are DULL.

These are crap, so come on you BYTs - get marketing.

Take a peek at the treasures inside our arrse.

I do hope you have fixed yourselves up with two pink silicone buttocks either side of the card swipe machine...oh, and receipts printed on HMSO lavvy paper would be cool too!
following on from the URL thread:

You won't need both hands and a flashlight to find us...just type in
show your arrse
If it ain't ARRSE it ain't worth a shite
for some arrse kits to use in the field, restaurants, the crawl or to be a rebel in disguise !! go to
"Cheeks and Geeks"

"Geeks and Cheeks"

"Part your Cheeks for the Geeks"

"Geeks take it up the Cheeks"

"Geeks shop at Cheeks"

"Cheap for Geeks at Cheeks"

"Cheeks going cheap at Geeks "

"Cheeks everything for the Geek"

"You will find all the Geeks shopping at Cheeks"

"Hey Geeks dont buy a video, dont buy a car, save all your money and blow it at Cheeks"

Yep thats my green snorkel jacket with the dead cat round the hood........


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On the (w)hole I find ArrseShop to exceed my needs.

For all your shopping requirements - Cum In Arrse

Don't Just Arrse About - Shop Arrse About
LOVING Dozy's "feed your arse addicition one!" :lol: Made me giggle, and I needed that!

How about:

If you can't get enough of arrse, have some of ours

Arrse for every body

Cover yourself in arrse

Buy our arrse....(legally!)

Buy our arrse it's cheaper than Kings Cross, and cleaner than Amsterdam. :lol:
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