The Arrse Shop - Advertising Slogans

Discussion in 'ARRSE: Site Issues' started by Auld-Yin, Feb 6, 2006.

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  1. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    OK guys, the competition for the name for the Arrse shop is going well, but in true marketing style we need some catchy phrases to attract the mugs (oops; sorry, customers) to buy from the shop.

    How about:

    To be noticed - look after your Arrse

    Never mind the quality, feel your Arrse (Mainly for the QAs out there)

    If you can't be Arrsed then you are DULL.

    These are crap, so come on you BYTs - get marketing.

  2. No ARRSE; no comment!

    Say it with your ARRSE!

    ARRSE: You'll keep coming back for more!

    Feed your ARRSE addiction!
  3. ARRSE: It's the New Black!
  4. Take a peek at the treasures inside our arrse.

    I do hope you have fixed yourselves up with two pink silicone buttocks either side of the card swipe machine...oh, and receipts printed on HMSO lavvy paper would be cool too!
  5. Talking out of my ARRSE!

    This ARRSE aint for moving!

    and of course, ARRSE Bandit!
  6. following on from the URL thread:

    You won't need both hands and a flashlight to find us...just type in
  7. msr

    msr LE

    show your arrse
  8. If it ain't ARRSE it ain't worth a shite
  9. for some arrse kits to use in the field, restaurants, the crawl or to be a rebel in disguise !! go to
  10. "Cheeks and Geeks"

    "Geeks and Cheeks"

    "Part your Cheeks for the Geeks"

    "Geeks take it up the Cheeks"

    "Geeks shop at Cheeks"

    "Cheap for Geeks at Cheeks"

    "Cheeks going cheap at Geeks "

    "Cheeks everything for the Geek"

    "You will find all the Geeks shopping at Cheeks"

    "Hey Geeks dont buy a video, dont buy a car, save all your money and blow it at Cheeks"

    Yep thats my green snorkel jacket with the dead cat round the hood........
  11. You need look no further. It's simple really:


    Thak you, thank you.
  12. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    On the (w)hole I find ArrseShop to exceed my needs.

    For all your shopping requirements - Cum In Arrse

    Don't Just Arrse About - Shop Arrse About
  13. LOVING Dozy's "feed your arse addicition one!" :lol: Made me giggle, and I needed that!

    How about:

    If you can't get enough of arrse, have some of ours

    Arrse for every body

    Cover yourself in arrse

    Buy our arrse....(legally!)

    Buy our arrse it's cheaper than Kings Cross, and cleaner than Amsterdam. :lol:
  14. May the ARRSE be with you