Right, inspired by another thread I've had an idea. It costs £8,000 to run for parliment. £8,000 I don't have. Now I would really like to get on that sweet, sweet gravy train so here's the deal. Arrsers can chip in and sponser me to run. I'll find a nice safe seat up for contention, pretend to be in that party and run for it. I live in Kent so I can claim outlandish travel expenses if my constituancey is in the North or Scotland, I don't mind. We will then have a tame MP. I'll ask any questions you like at PMQ, raise any private members bills and generaly muck about. Here's the best bit, jobs for the boys. Some of you are out, or are thinking of leaving. I'll set up QANGO's for you to leech off. Give you cushy jobs in my department. Let you shag all the secretaries you want. The way I see it we have served this country well, it's about time it served us back. VOTE BOBATH, FOR A COMFY LIFE, for me anyway. I'll start he bidding at 10 quid.