The ARRSE Hole

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Good CO, Jul 19, 2005.

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  1. Good CO

    Good CO LE Admin

    As ARRSE grows in popularity so does it's share of trolls, idiots and lunatics. The ARRSE Hole is here to allow the site moderators to collect examples of their work by moving posts from elsewhere on the site, rather than just deleting them. True masters of unwanted posts may even get their own thread.

    As a by product it also mean that you can post anything in here no matter how stupid, irrelevant or offensive, with the exception that site policy regarding OPSEC, PERSEC and extreme political, racist etc views will still not be tolerated.

    Worthy of note is that the posts in here were unacceptable in their original forum, so some posts of current affairs origin may not be that bad, and if a post is sent here from the NAAFI Bar then it really was terrible.

    All moderators can moderate this forum.
  2. I have a hairy arrsehole.
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  3. Good CO

    Good CO LE Admin

    A high quality post, and one that is in danger of being moved in to the NAAFI for being too good! Actually MB, I owe you an apology for not answering your last message about the rapist lawyers. Will have a look now.
  4. I heard it was more than that.
  5. No, I only have one arrsehole
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  6. How hairy???
  7. Hairier than your mum's face
  8. Blimey, that is hairy!
  9. it must be really hairy then, she passed away 12 years ago
  10. Rumor has it that moody's arrse hole is so hairy that it has dreadlocks and resembles a Rastafarian
  11. lololololol, have you been taking pics through the bathroom window again you rancid septic!

    Whats wrong with dried on bum conkers anyway - sometimes I get a real waft of them in the mornings - reminds me of your breath Ctauch ;)
  12. Moody

    Please be careful.

    He's pining for Corpse and maybe he thinks you're a substitute.
  13. Now this is what I like. Utter insane drivel sanctioned!

    So where are the boundaries? Would BB be allowed to pokey around?
  14. Can I lick it?
  15. Finally! A forum where I can talk about my time with the SBS as a Special Advisor (watches, diving) during which I was deployed on hush-hush submarine black ops to the sandpit.

    Obviously won't mention the 2 VC's, the OBE or the Congressional Medal of Honour that I was awarded cos I don't like to brag.