Recently I've noticed several members (snigger) make complete toilets of themselves publically over some of the slack clouted, boring and gigantic wazz flapped SCH's that infect thise site. While I find grown men weeping publically amusing to the point that I end up with tears in all three of my eyes I do think there should be some kind of sticky or guide to stop newer members from being drawn into their spotty cunted webs. While the idea of hooking up with a fragrant, well educated and beautiful young lady for feverish, uninhibited sex on a four poster in a nice country house full of leather bound books and the rich smell of mahogany is devine, the reality will be a lazy handjob from an overweight gronk on a sofa bought from a weekly payments store in a council house smelling of cat food and despair. So what advice do you have for young bucks and old alcoholics before they start sniffing around like my dog when the babysitter is on blob? What funny or cautionary tales can you share? The floor is yours cunts.